Remember when food was just something to fill your stomach? Yeah, me neither. Parenting turns that notion upside down. The days of preparing one meal that everyone enjoys and savoring hot food seem to be behind us.
- It’s a Phase: This too shall pass. Just like that time your toddler ate a crayon.
- Road Trip Snacks: On long journeys, let your kids indulge in whatever processed snacks you can find.
- Ketchup Counts: If you consider ketchup a fruit or vegetable, your child might actually be enjoying a well-rounded diet.
- Ice Cream Truck Secrets: Instead of telling your child the ice cream truck is selling treats, tell them it’s a vegetable truck.
- Dinner Reversal: If you’re scrambling at 6 PM and haven’t prepared dinner, declare “Breakfast for Dinner Day” and serve pancakes instead. Limit this to six times a week.
- Emergency Veggie Tray: Keep a veggie platter in the fridge for unexpected visitors. It’ll make you look like a health-conscious parent.
- Candy Sacrifice: Eating your child’s Halloween candy is a noble act—after all, you’re protecting them from cavities and the dentist’s chair.
- Literacy in the Kitchen: Use food with hard-to-pronounce ingredients as a fun way to boost your child’s reading skills.
- Theater Trickery: Teaching toddlers how to sneak snacks into the movie theater is just the beginning of their path to financial independence.
- Mom’s Last Meal: Recognizing that “meal” really stands for “Mommy Eats, Always Last” will help you embrace the joys of cold dinners.
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In summary, parenting can turn the simple act of eating into a hilarious and chaotic experience. Embrace these truths, and remember, it’s all part of the adventure!
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