As far as I’m concerned, there’s just one crucial rule for adults involved in kids’ organized sports: Don’t be a jerk. With Little League season in full swing, I’ve noticed many folks who either need a refresher on this principle or a complete education on what it truly means. To help clarify, I’ve created a quick quiz to guide your behavior at games.
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Imagine a 7-year-old from the opposing team is at bat against the pitching machine. He strikes out, and you jump up, fist pumping and shouting “YES!” Are you the one who invented that machine? Do you own shares in the company that makes it? If not, congratulations, you’re a jerk.
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Your team’s shortstop just bobbled the ball. Did you yell “WHAT WERE YOU THINKING, ALEX?” at 6-year-old Alex? Yep, you guessed it—you’re a jerk. (And if Alex is 12, you’re still a jerk.)
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Did your 9-year-old chuckle when the other team’s goalie got hit in the face? You’re a jerk. If your child is acting like a jerk, I can guarantee they learned it from you. The world has enough jerks—let’s not add to the tally.
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An 8-year-old from the other team is batting, and you’re seated just a few feet away. Are you intentionally trying to distract him? (“Look! It’s the ice cream truck!”) If so, you’re a jerk.
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After the game, as you drive home with your 10-year-old, did you say any of the following?
- “What was that last play about?”
- “Jamie is dragging the whole team down.”
- “That ref needs to get their eyes checked; you were totally safe.”
If yes, you are a jerk.
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Your daughter’s best friend is playing for the opposing team and hits a grand slam. When she crosses home plate, did you offer a congratulatory high-five? If not, you’re a jerk.
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During your 7-year-old son’s soccer game, are you pacing the sidelines like you’re waiting for urgent news? If yes, you’re a jerk.
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When your child’s coach says “throw it to second!” did you yell “no, throw it home!”? If so, you’re a jerk.
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A 7-year-old second baseman stumbles while trying to catch a ball. Are you arguing with the umpire about obstruction? If yes, you’re a jerk.
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Have you ever said “things are about to get intense” during a youth football game? Or yelled “Get glasses!” at the referee? If so, you’re a jerk.
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Have you ever been kicked out of a game or banned from coaching? If yes, you’re a jerk.
Seriously, if you can’t manage to behave decently, perhaps it’s best to stay home. Remember, it’s just a game, and these are kids. Life is too short for this nonsense.
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In summary, let’s strive to be positive influences at youth sports events and remember that our behavior sets an example for the kids.
Keyphrase: Youth Sports Behavior
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