Parenting
Are your children captivated by Frozen? Of course they are. Welcome to the unavoidable phases of a Frozen obsession.
Stage 1
Wow, WHAT A FANTASTIC MOVIE!! The empowered female leads, OLAF (so hilarious!), the stunning visuals of snow and ice, the SISTERLY TRUE LOVE (sniff), and OH, the SOUNDTRACK! It’s simply INCREDIBLE! Go, Disney!
Stage 2
“Let it gooooo, let it goooooo, can’t hold it back anymoooore!” (Sigh) Idina Menzel is just the best, isn’t she?
Stage 3
“Do you wanna build a snoooowmaaaan? It doesn’t have to be a snooowmaaaan. Okay, byyyyyye.” (Sniff) That scene hits me every time.
Stage 4
Absolutely, kids! Let’s grab the DVD and the soundtrack. It’s only THE best Disney flick EVER!
Stage 5
Look at that! The kids have memorized all the songs!
Stage 6
Aww, they’re singing “Let it Go” nonstop!
Stage 7
They’re really belting out “Let it Go” ALL DAY LONG.
Stage 8
OH MY GOODNESS, THEY’RE BELTING OUT “LET IT GO” ALL. FREAKING. DAY.
Stage 9
Please, just let it go, kiddos. For real. LET IT GO.
Stage 10
Oh great, now it’s all over social media. I have to hear other people’s kids singing it too? Just how many times does one song need to play before it qualifies as torture?
Stage 11
I’m even hearing it in my dreams. IN MY DREAMS. Every single night.
Stage 12
KIDS, IF YOU DON’T STOP SINGING, I MIGHT LET YOU GO.
Stage 13
Disney is the devil, and Idina Menzel is clearly some kind of spawn from it.
Stage 14
What’s that, kids? No clue where the DVD and soundtrack went. Maybe you misplaced them. Or perhaps the big snow monster gobbled them up. OR MAYBE YOU WORE THEM DOWN UNTIL THEY NO LONGER WANTED TO EXIST.
Stage 15
I get it, you’re heartbroken. Yes, I see you can’t “let it go.” Wow, you’re really that upset, huh? Well… I just have one thing to add: “Let the stoooorm raaaage ooooooooon. The cold never bothered me anyway.”
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In summary, the journey through a Frozen obsession can be both delightful and exasperating. From the initial excitement to the relentless repetition, it’s a rollercoaster ride every parent can relate to.
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