When my two kids and I aren’t flying, we often hit the road to visit my parents in the Black Hills of South Dakota. This six-and-a-half-hour journey from Boulder is something we manage to do about three times a year. Sounds simple, right? Well, over the years, I’ve learned what strategies work and which ones don’t. Here’s my guide for surviving a road trip with kids:
- Maintain a Healthy Distance: This may come as a surprise to some parents, but I’ve found that ignoring my kids can be surprisingly effective. The more I engage with them, the more they demand my attention, leading to endless renditions of “Wheels on the Bus.” If that’s not your jam, consider giving them some space.
- Perfect Your “Stop That Now” Face: As the driver, your ability to convey urgency is crucial. My mother had a look that could silence any chaos in the backseat. When you channel your inner drill sergeant, you’ll know it’s working when your kids freeze and back off like you just turned into a dragon. Practice makes perfect!
- Master Quick Pit Stops: While it might not be strictly legal, you’ll eventually find yourself needing to assist your child with a roadside bathroom break. Look for discreet spots, ideally on a hill to maintain some privacy. Sorry to those who find this gross, but emergencies happen.
- Pack Smart Snacks: Stock a cooler with easy-to-eat foods like cheese sticks, cut-up sandwiches, and fruit. However, steer clear of those yogurt tubes with the half-straws; they’re a disaster waiting to happen. Trust me, your kid does not need yogurt all over them mid-journey.
- Forget About Potty Training: At least for the duration of your trip. Just strap on a diaper and hit the road.
- Embrace the Magic of AM Static: When your child is in full meltdown mode, sometimes the best remedy is tuning into static radio. It sounds absurd, but it can calm even the most irritable little ones. Just remember, it’s a last resort!
- Check the Forecast: Bad weather can turn a fun trip into a nightmare. I cannot stress enough how important it is to avoid driving in poor conditions. I once took a trip that should’ve taken six hours but turned into nine due to a snowstorm, and it was traumatic for both my infant and me.
- Encourage Scenic Appreciation: Make sure your kids look outside once in a while. While passing through less scenic areas, remind them to appreciate the beauty of nature or they might just end up asking, “Do I have to keep appreciatin’ the scenery, Mom?” Yes, you do!
- Invest in Their Entertainment: Don’t stress about finding family-friendly audio. Get them headphones and a charger for their devices, while you treat yourself to an audiobook—perhaps something from the young adult genre to keep it light. Happy Mama Driver = Happy Family.
- Stay Flexible and Chill: There will be moments when you might feel like tossing your off-key child out the window during their 500th rendition of a song. Dig deep for that reservoir of patience, and remember that one day they’ll be the ones carting you around!
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In summary, road trips with kids can be chaotic but manageable with the right strategies. Embrace the chaos, plan ahead, and don’t forget to enjoy the journey!