Updated: Aug. 20, 2018
Originally Published: Jan. 30, 2014
Is it just me, or does it feel like there’s a competition out there to see who can come up with the most cringe-worthy baby name? Suddenly, everyone seems to be “that person” when it comes to naming their little ones. You know the type: the one whose child’s name prompts eye rolls or blank stares due to its quirky spelling or unusual inspiration, like a foreign city or a stylish piece of furniture. Trust me, you don’t want to be that person. So, here are some tips on what to avoid when naming your baby.
Avoid Unusual Spellings
First off, resist the urge to create a new spelling for an otherwise common name. Why complicate things? People already struggle with spelling, so why not stick with the traditional version? Changing “Mark” to “Marq” won’t make your child more unique; it will just lead to a lifetime of spelling corrections. Likewise, turning “Samantha” into “S’mantha” will only confuse people. If you must alter a nickname to match the full name, like “Catie” for “Catherine,” that’s a bit more forgivable.
Don’t Invent Odd Pronunciations
Another naming faux pas is giving your child a standard name with a bizarre pronunciation. A friend mentioned a girl named Le-ah, which is pronounced “Lee-dash-ah.” Yes, you read that right. Imagine the confusion when little Le-ah has to explain her name all the time as she grows up.
Steer Clear of Gender-Bending Names
While breaking gender norms is commendable, giving your child a name that is traditionally associated with the opposite sex can lead to confusion. I’m not talking about names like “Terry” or “Kelly,” which can go either way, but rather names like “Maxwell” for a girl. It’s important to consider how this might affect your child’s experience.
Avoid Naming Your Child a Nickname
My brother had a friend named JD—just JD. It didn’t stand for anything, which led him to create a full name for himself just to clarify. He ended up with “Jack Daniel,” which is a classic Southern twist, but it’s a hassle.
Have a Good Reason for Unique Names
If you’re considering a name like “Esmeralda Ireland” because it honors family, that’s understandable. However, naming your child after a random object, a trendy character, or because you like witches is just silly.
Don’t Create a Name for the Sake of Quirkiness
My partner and I once joked about merging our grandmothers’ names, resulting in “Glophia.” While it was funny, we realized that unless you have a solid reason for inventing a name, it’s probably best to stick with something more conventional.
Ultimately, you can name your child whatever you like, but if you decide to go the unconventional route, have a decent story behind it. If you’re going to be “that person” with a unique name, don’t shy away from sharing it—own it. If someone has negative feedback, brush it off. Their experience isn’t yours. Remember, your child will carry that name through their life, so choose wisely.
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In conclusion, a name is a significant part of your child’s identity. Choose one that they can be proud of, and think about how it will impact their life in the long run.
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