Last week, I found myself in New York City promoting my latest book and participating in a lively segment on a talk show hosted by the charming Bella Thompson. It was the perfect excuse for a much-needed escape from my husband’s relentless snoring, plus I desperately needed a haircut (shoutout to my stylist!).
Panel Discussion with Reality Stars
I joined a panel alongside reality stars Mia Carter and Jenna Smith, where we tackled the pressing “mommy issues of the day.” If you could see Bella’s expression while I rambled on about my daughter critiquing my naked body, you’d understand the humor of the moment. She did say I smelled nice, so there’s that!
Then, Jenna surprised everyone by launching into a rap about, you guessed it, poop. I was left in a state of bewilderment, wondering how to react while everyone around me was grooving in their seats. Am I hallucinating, or is this really happening? It was definitely real, as evidenced by the laughter and excitement.
Meeting Lisa Monroe
Later, I bumped into reality star Lisa Monroe, and I couldn’t help but mention that she was surprisingly petite in person. I’m sure she appreciated that compliment. I also told her she looked incredibly youthful, so maybe I redeemed myself a bit?
The Train Ride Back
On my train ride back, I started removing the eyelash extensions that had been painstakingly applied. If anyone had seen me, it probably looked like I was trying to pull out my real eyelashes! Unsurprisingly, the two people seated next to me quickly moved away. At least I had a pleasant scent to offer!
So that was my whirlwind 24-hour trip to New York. It’s clear that perhaps I should stay at home more often.
Resources for Boosting Fertility
If you’re looking for more information on boosting fertility, check out this excellent resource from the ACOG. And for anyone interested in at-home insemination options, consider exploring fertility supplements and syringes at sites like Make a Mom – Boost Fertility Supplements and Make a Mom – At-Home Intracervical Insemination Syringe Kit.
In Summary
My trip was a mix of excitement, humor, and a few embarrassing moments, proving that every mom has her quirky stories to tell.
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