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If you’re the kind of mom who wants to cling to the notion that you’re doing a decent job, steer clear of searching “healthy school lunch ideas.” The first result will likely land you on some condescending site filled with child-free enthusiasts who think Asparagus and Gruyere Panini or Curried Egg Salad Pinwheels are among the “25 Quick and Easy School Lunches To Pack For Your Kids.” Apparently, I’m supposed to roast asparagus the night before or, even worse, shave it into thin ribbons with a vegetable peeler, then add Gruyere cheese and a splash of lemon juice the next morning before grilling it into a panini. Or I should hard-boil eggs ahead of time and whip up curried egg salad, using my precious morning minutes to cut the bread crusts and craft “pinwheels” held together with toothpicks. Seriously, the “pinwheels” in the photo are resting on a bed of, you guessed it, hipster lettuce.
I adore my child and wholeheartedly support his healthy eating habits. Since starting preschool, I’ve rolled up slices of nitrate-free turkey, sliced fresh veggies, and even halved grapes to avoid any choking hazards. I’ve filled cute little containers with hummus and yogurt, all labeled with his name. I’ll confess, during his shape phase, I even cut cheese into circles, squares, and sadly irregular pentagons.
While I’m all for making things easier on myself by prepping meals over the weekend—like cold salads or casseroles—I refuse to press a panini while trying to wrangle a squirming preschooler at 6 AM on a weekday. Drizzling? Pinwheeling? No, thank you. The mere thought of using “pinwheel” as a verb contradicts my entire parenting philosophy. I need to preserve my energy for the essentials.
Even if I weren’t a working mom, I doubt I’d spend my time creating pinwheels. My mother was a stay-at-home mom, and the lunch I remember most vividly was a simple bologna sandwich on white bread, paired with a thermos of Campbell’s cream of mushroom soup with a handwritten note. Not a shallot in sight. I never witnessed her whipping up homemade pesto or grilling veggies for Lunchbox Pesto Shrimp Skewers. Instead, she was busy reading me stories.
After all, as one reasonable commenter pointed out in response to that “25 Quick and Easy School Lunches” list, sending your kids to school with skewers isn’t exactly practical.
If you’re feeling overwhelmed by all the lunch-prepping pressure, remember that it’s about the love you put into it, not the complexity of the food. For more insights on balancing parenting with health, check out this excellent resource on pregnancy and home insemination. And for some helpful tips on boosting fertility, don’t miss this post.
In summary, packing school lunches doesn’t have to be an elaborate production. Focus on what works for you and your family, and embrace simplicity over complexity.
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