Picture this: My mom’s voice echoes in your mind. Kids today have it so easy! Back in my day, babysitters earned a measly dollar per hour for each child, and I once got paid in nickels! But let’s not dwell on my past hardships; I often balanced my wages with a little “sampling” of the good liquor.
Fast forward to today, and the babysitting scene has hit a new high in costs. I’ve had to dip into my kids’ college fund more than once just to cover a night out. We technically pay $10 an hour, but with ATMs dispensing only $20 bills, our nights out can easily rival the price of my first car. Honestly, I can’t fathom why so many young sitters leave this gig for college—there’s probably a genius 26-year-old former babysitter living it up in a mansion somewhere.
So, if you’re a babysitter looking to elevate your status, here’s how to become the favorite for families:
- Communicate Clearly. It seems like every child born in the ’90s has mysteriously lost the ability to talk once they hit their teens. Recently, I asked a sitter how the kids were doing, and all I got in return was a series of gestures that resembled a bad game of charades. Please, just reassure me that if something goes wrong, you can articulate it—texting me a quick update will do wonders.
- Be Proactive. I like to give my sitters a heads-up when I’m on my way home with a text like, “Hey! We’re on our way back!” which really means, “Hey! Steer clear of the chaos and tidy up a bit!” While I don’t expect you to scrub toilets, picking up toys and washing a few dishes will earn you some serious brownie points.
- Make Yourself at Home. I’m handing over my most treasured possessions to you, which means I want you to treat our home like your own. Dive right into playtime with my kids, and don’t hesitate to rummage through the kitchen for snacks (except for my Skinny Pop; that’s a no-go). You might need to know where the essentials are, especially when little accidents occur.
- Stay Engaged. I always thought teens were glued to their phones, but apparently not when it comes to replying about babysitting gigs. A quick “yes” or “no” would save me from planning date nights months in advance! If you can’t babysit, please connect me with other sitters you trust; I promise you’ll be my first choice in the future.
- Send Updates. This is a tricky balance. I’m a control freak who likes to know everything is running smoothly, but I also understand some parents prefer a break from the chaos. Consider asking if updates are welcome. A simple picture of happy kids would be amazing!
- Offer Insights. While I have zero desire to relive my teenage years, I’d love to hear about your life outside of childcare. Share your fashion tips or recent concert experiences with me—I promise I won’t judge! Just humor me for a few minutes before I jump back into adulthood.
- Share Fun Stories. Parents love hearing about the amusing antics of their kids. When I return, delight me with tales of their adventures—embellished if necessary! I won’t remember the details by morning, so weave your magic and make them sound like superstars.
In summary, we deeply appreciate the care you provide for our kids. Our only expectation is that you do your best—just don’t outshine us too much, or it’ll be curtains for you!
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