Updated: August 10, 2020 | Originally Published: July 15, 2013
The eagerly awaited back-to-school catalog from Pottery Barn Kids and Teens hit my mailbox last week (yes, it’s still JULY!), and I couldn’t be more relieved. I was starting to worry that my only options for back-to-school gear would be from that infamous discount store that sounds like it’s from France. Let’s be real; I don’t want to buy my child’s lunchbox in the same place where I get my feminine products!
So, when I found that delightful catalog bursting with stylish items, I practically danced into my living room, reveling in all its glossy pages. Now, I can take a moment to reflect on how my children and my home don’t quite measure up.
Let’s indulge in some Pottery Barn Kids shopping, shall we?
- Your child’s lunch should be nothing less than Bento-style, curated by Whole Foods staff, and served in a $50 stainless steel, feng shui-inspired container. Because let’s face it, a simple PB&J, banana, and chips are so last decade. And isn’t it just delightful to think about how upset you’ll be when they come home without that premium lunch box?
- Every kid deserves their own home office, right? Think along the lines of a $700 leather chair, a vintage suitcase from a thrift store, industrial lighting that screams “prison chic,” and a magazine sorter. Sorry, future CEOs, but I managed just fine doing my homework on the kitchen table. In fact, I’m currently writing this from my laundry room!
- College dorms are not just for partying anymore; they need space for storing 30 pairs of shoes. With plenty of room for rolling carts and linen boxes, I’m sure those will never see a drop of pizza grease or anything else messy.
- High school is a struggle for your daughter, so she deserves a “lounge” area. After a long day of math and literature, who wouldn’t want to collapse on a plush chaise adorned with star pillows, under a chandelier, and surrounded by vintage vinyl records and—wait for it—more vintage suitcases? Note to self: Next time I see one at the thrift store for $5, I should definitely buy it to resell on eBay.
- Personalization is key! Even those six spiral notebooks on your child’s school supply list will set you back about $60. They’ll look pristine all year round, but why make it easy for your child to write their name on their belongings? There are definitely no local children in need who could benefit from outfitting with that same amount. After all, little Timmy needs to know that Spider-Man is all his!
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In summary, the back-to-school season can feel overwhelming, especially when comparing our realities to the aspirational lifestyles presented by brands like Pottery Barn Kids. Remember, it’s not about the price tag or perfection but finding joy in the little things and making the most of our unique parenting journeys.
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