Since seventh grade, I’ve been highlighting my hair, to the point where I can’t even recall my original color. If I were to describe it, I’d say something like “Dull” or “Yawn.” Consequently, I’ve been investing a small fortune every few months to maintain my blonde locks instead of embracing my natural hue, which might resemble a sad ombre look due to my dark roots.
During a recent hair appointment, a young stylist shared tales of her tumultuous relationship with a “bad boy” who had a penchant for womanizing. I listened intently, responding with periodic gasps of disbelief. Once she finished recounting the drama, I felt compelled to share some wisdom from my own life experiences. I told her, “Sweetheart, you date the Dylan, but you marry the Brandon.”
The blank stare I received in response was alarming, followed by a baffled “Who?” Dylan McKay and Brandon Walsh? From Beverly Hills, 90210? I suddenly felt ancient and a bit heartbroken for the young woman who didn’t have the guiding light of 90210 in her teenage years. It got me thinking about my own children, Max and Bella, and the many conversations we will share in the future. Should I lock them in a room to binge-watch all ten seasons of my favorite show? We could have a post-viewing discussion about the lessons they learned. Surely, every challenging conversation I’d need to navigate with them would be covered in those episodes. Here are just a few of the most vital takeaways:
- Don’t get wasted at prom and embarrass yourself in front of the principal. Even if you think you’re charming, nobody is going to start a chant for your graduation.
- Avoid wearing the same dress as your best friend to formal events, shun the edgy girl who dabbles in drugs, skip the risqué Halloween costumes, and definitely don’t lose your virginity with the broken-hearted hottie while sporting a matching dress with your BFF. Didn’t Brenda’s pregnancy scare teach you anything?
- Remember, wealth and status don’t equal happiness. Just because your friends have bigger houses, fancy clothes, and a “cool” mom who’s often in rehab doesn’t mean their lives are better. They might envy your snarky, sarcastic mom who can whip up a mean pepperoni roll.
- Drugs are a no-go. This includes diet pills, cults, gambling, and—most importantly—cheating. Let’s just call it what it is: all forms of cheating are bad news.
- Violence against women is unacceptable. If a guy ever pushes you down the stairs, he does not love you. I may not advocate violence, but I would certainly stand up for my Bella if anyone ever laid a finger on her.
- When faced with tough choices, prioritize yourself. Kelly Taylor may have made plenty of mistakes, but when it came down to it, she got this one right: “I choose me!”
There you have it—six crucial lessons I hope my children will absorb as they navigate the complexities of life.
Parenting isn’t so hard after all!
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Summary
Reflecting on the timeless lessons from Beverly Hills, 90210, I shared vital advice for my children about relationships, self-worth, and values. With these insights, I feel more prepared to guide them as they grow into adulthood.
Keyphrase: Life Lessons from Beverly Hills, 90210
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