I have to admit, I have a certain fondness for you. However, I find myself perplexed by your enthusiasm. You seem perfectly ordinary until a snow day arrives, and then it’s all about joy and excitement. I have to wonder if you fully grasp the concept of snow days, so let me clarify.
When classes are canceled, the children remain home with you. If your reaction is still a cheerful “Yay!”, I can only conclude one of the following possibilities:
- You’re being sarcastic.
- You work outside the home.
- You have a nanny at your disposal.
- You’re on some superior meds that I’m unaware of.
- Your kids have managed to subdue you, and they’re answering on your behalf.
There simply can’t be any other explanation. To foster mutual understanding, I’ll share why my reaction is less “Yay!” and more “What the heck?”:
- I have zero interest in becoming a short-order cook.
- I desperately need to write, but it’s hard to concentrate while listening to the lament of my child’s broken Rainbow Loom bands.
- I enjoy my alone time in the bathroom.
- I feel guilty if I allow my kids to binge-watch movies or play video games all day, yet the endless chatter is overwhelming.
- I have to share my snacks, and that’s a tragedy in itself.
I hope this gives you a sense of where I’m coming from. If you’re too busy crafting hot cocoa for your fort of blankets to empathize, may I please drop my kids off at your house? Just for the day, preferably not followed by another snow day tomorrow.
Warmly,
Jenna
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Summary:
This letter humorously addresses parents who look forward to snow days, explaining the challenges they pose to those who may not share the same enthusiasm. The writer expresses their struggles and humorously requests to drop their kids off with a more cheerful parent.
Keyphrase: snow day parenting challenges
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