It’s time to dive back into the world of parenthood with a fresh set of “Momfinitions,” inspired by my recent break from my little darlings and my subsequent return.
Parental Immunity
This refers to the fascinating phenomenon where the more time you spend with your kids, the more resilient you become to their incessant antics. This is particularly evident when one parent comes back from a trip and asks the other, “Are the kids always this obnoxious?” only to be met with a blank stare. Spoiler alert: Yes, they are.
Parental Amnesia
This is that curious sensation of forgetting just how exasperating your children can be once you are away from them. Symptoms include wistfully scrolling through photos during work hours or splurging on souvenirs like annoying whistles or colorful play-doh. The sole remedy? A swift return home.
Parental Stupidity
This condition prevents you from enjoying your time away because you find yourself missing your kids too much.
Parental Inevitability
The delightful irony of coming home only to immediately yearn for another escape from the very children you missed.
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In summary, parenting brings a unique set of paradoxes that can often leave us laughing through the chaos. Embrace the contradictions, and remember that you’re not alone in this wild journey.
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