As we approach the Fourth of July, it’s worth noting that nearly 240 individuals visit the emergency room daily due to firework-related injuries. Many of these incidents could easily be avoided—perhaps if that drink had been labeled sweet iced tea instead of hard iced tea, but hey, no judgment here.
To help you celebrate safely this year, here are seven essential tips to avoid igniting yourself on Independence Day (and other reminders that, frankly, adults should never need):
- Children and Fireworks Don’t Mix. This rule applies to overly enthusiastic adults as well. If you see someone resembling a character from a Jim Carrey movie, it’s time to take away the fireworks—and the sparklers too. Mixing alcohol and fireworks is a recipe for disaster (and singed facial hair).
- Don’t Attempt to Reignite or Handle Unlit Fireworks. If it’s still smoldering or emitting a hissing sound, step away! That’s not a cute little smoke signal; it’s a warning. A flickering light might mean it’s on the verge of an unexpected explosion. Remember, you’re not Crocodile Dundee.
- Maintain a Safe Distance When Lighting Fireworks. Leaning in to check if a firework has ignited is a big no-no. Unless you enjoy the aroma of burnt hair, back away swiftly after lighting it. We’re talking Olympic-level sprinting here!
- Sparklers Are Not as Innocent as They Appear. Sure, they look charming and festive, but sparklers can burn at temperatures reaching 2,000 degrees Fahrenheit—hot enough to melt metal! Instead of risking injuries, consider opting for some delightful pine-scented candles.
- Have a Bucket of Water Nearby for Emergencies. This can also come in handy if a heated debate arises and you need to cool things down.
- Light Fireworks One at a Time. While it might be tempting to create a dazzling display all at once, lighting them sequentially is much safer. You don’t want to end up looking like a pirate by the end of the night!
- Never Aim Fireworks at Others. This isn’t a game of NERF darts; these are real explosives! Keep the chaos to a minimum by using fireworks responsibly and as intended.
Fireworks can be incredibly dangerous. Always keep children and intoxicated adults at a safe distance. Enjoy the festivities and stay safe this holiday!
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In summary, remember to celebrate safely this Independence Day by following these tips. Fireworks can be fun, but safety should always come first!
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