A couple of months ago, the idea of selling my house, decluttering the kitchen, donating toys, and starting fresh seemed like a dream come true. But when you add two kids with endless belongings, a weary husband, and a competitive mother-in-law into the mix? It quickly morphs into a chaotic nightmare. Here are ten lessons I learned the hard way…
- Using washable markers to label boxes may seem clever until moving day arrives with rain, washing away all your careful descriptions.
- Keep a close eye on your husband. When he claims he’s “shredding important documents” in the basement, it’s really code for sipping a beer, catching up on ESPN, or sneaking in a nap.
- Utilize bulk pick-up services. Although they won’t get rid of any annoying relatives, you can schedule them to take away bulky furniture or items you want to toss at least 24 hours before the sale deadline.
- Prepare for a showdown with your mother-in-law. Just remember, you’ve taken her son away, and she’s not about to let you pack for him without a fight. Her talent for triple-taping boxes hasn’t come from nowhere; she’s been practicing since you announced your move.
- Have a candid chat with your children about the change. “Honey, please stop crying. I’m not getting rid of your American Girl dolls; they’re just moving with us. If you keep it up, I might just toss them out!”
- Memorize a variety of synonyms for “useless.” Your kids and husband may become desensitized to the term after you’ve used it for the hundredth time.
- After sealing your belongings, don’t hand your son anything sharp, like keys. It’s only a matter of seconds before he turns into Edward Scissorhands with the boxes.
- Ensure that TVs and tablets are the last things to leave the house. If not, you might need to think creatively about how to entertain your family.
- Get the kids involved in packing—not because it speeds up the process or reduces your stress, but because you can’t stand hearing them repeatedly ask, “Can I help? Can I help?”
- Pray for a smooth move, hoping that all the stress doesn’t overwhelm you. It’s one of life’s top stressors, after all.
Good luck with your upcoming move. I’m cheering for you!
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Summary:
Moving with kids, a husband, and a competitive mother-in-law can be overwhelming. From labeling boxes to managing everyone’s emotions, these ten tips will help you navigate the chaos and make your move a little smoother.
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