Hey Love,
We need to have a chat. Remember all those passionate nights we shared while trying to conceive? Those days feel like a distant memory now. Just a few months ago, I was vibrant and full of life—let’s just say my libido was in full swing. But now? Not so much. You may still find me attractive, but right now, I’m struggling to feel that spark. Here’s what’s going on:
1. Back to Awkward Teen Years
It’s like I’ve regressed to my pre-teen self, and it’s not pretty. I’m dealing with breakouts—not just on my face, but also on my chest. Let’s be honest, it’s hard to feel sexy when I have “boobne” (yes, I see what I did there) going on. Even after three kids, I’m still cringing at the thought of you getting too close during this time.
2. Superhuman Sense of Smell
My nose is on overdrive. Remember those onion rings you had last week? I can still smell them. You’ve brushed your teeth and used mouthwash, but my heightened sense of smell makes it impossible to ignore. It’s like I’ve become a human bloodhound—definitely not the mood setter we need!
3. Digestive Dilemmas
My body is going through some wild changes, and let’s just say it’s not always pleasant. One minute I’m feeling completely blocked up, and the next, well, let’s just say things are moving too fast. The thought of intimacy with my body in such a state? No, thank you!
4. Mobility Issues
I feel like a clumsy whale. My belly is getting big, and the extra pounds from my “nausea relief” fast food choices aren’t helping. So please, let’s stow away the Kama Sutra for now—flexibility is not my strong suit at this point!
5. We’ve Got an Audience
I know the doctor says it’s perfectly fine to be intimate while pregnant, but let’s be real. Would you feel comfortable doing the deed with one of our little ones in the room? Absolutely not. Our baby may be oblivious to what’s happening, but the idea of them “feeling” the action is just too weird for me!
Sweetheart, I promise there’s hope on the horizon. My sex drive will return; after all, you’ve seen how close in age our kids are!
For more insights on pregnancy, check out this excellent resource from the NIH. And if you’re exploring options for home insemination, don’t forget to visit our post about the BabyMaker at Home Insemination Kit and the CryoBaby Home Intracervical Insemination Syringe Kit Combo for more information.
In summary, while our intimate life may be on pause during my pregnancy, I promise it’s only temporary. Your understanding means the world to me, and we’ll get back to our regular routine before we know it.
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