Updated: August 23, 2023
Originally Published: August 15, 2011
Recently, a coordinator from my daughter’s school (where I’ve taken on the role of class mom) asked me to chair the annual fundraising committee for first grade. I graciously declined. I’ve traveled that volunteer road before and let me tell you, I just don’t have the bandwidth for it.
Having given birth to my now 6-year-old daughter in my forties has sharpened my ability to prioritize what truly matters. There are worthwhile activities (like indulging in Doritos while binge-watching the latest series, navigating the labyrinth of Target, or plucking rogue gray hairs) and then there’s the stuff that can drain your energy and spirit. To help you maintain your sanity, I’m eager to share some hacks I’ve picked up along the way.
Outsmarting Customer Service Hurdles
When your little one initiates a game of “Mommy, where are my socks?” and you’re momentarily distracted by a phone call to sort out why the doctor charged you double, here’s the trick: the person on the other end of the line might be located in a far-off call center, but remember, you hold the power. Simply say, “I’d like to speak to the manager.” If they hesitate, repeat your request—think of it as a toddler’s persistent, “Are we there yet?” Once the manager is on the line, clearly explain your situation and don’t shy away from using the word “unacceptable.” You’ll get resolution faster than you think.
Dealing with Disrespect During Playdates
During those social gatherings (which often feel more like moms sipping wine while their kids run wild), if someone throws shade your way, here’s my strategy: unless the mom is the reigning “Queen Bee,” let it slide. Act as if the comment never happened and refocus on the other conversations. However, if the jab comes from the group leader, stand your ground. You can’t always argue like Socrates, but you can deliver a simple, bored “Whatever” and shift the subject. If she persists, channel your curiosity (wondering why she feels the need to act this way) and gracefully walk away. Trust me, don’t dwell on it later. Just channel your inner Elsa and “Let It Go!”
Simplifying Gift-Wrapping
When it comes to birthday celebrations, I’m all in for choosing the perfect gift, but gift-wrapping? Not happening. I find it wholly unnecessary and, quite frankly, I’m terrible at it. Instead, seek out local stores like Barnes & Noble—sign up for their gift card, and you’ll enjoy free gift-wrapping. It’s a lifesaver for those of us who would rather avoid the fiddly tape and awkwardly shaped packages.
Maintaining Personal Space
Isn’t it the worst when someone invades your personal space in public? I have a little trick: when someone stands too close, I create a bit of distance by coughing, sniffling, or even pretending to sneeze. This not only clears the way but also helps me avoid awkward conversations with strangers. It’s particularly effective during flu season, when everyone tends to keep their distance.
Quick Tips for a Spontaneous Night In
Let’s face it—planning intimate time with your partner can feel like organizing a state visit. Want to keep it spontaneous and fun? Wait for one of those nights when your partner is working late. Get the kids to bed, freshen up, and when he walks in, surprise him! You’ll feel like a goddess, and he’ll appreciate the spontaneity. Just keep it under wraps so he thinks it’s all a delightful surprise.
As a mom navigating the midlife journey, I know how precious time is. No matter where you are in your parenting journey, value your time. Follow these handy hacks and reclaim your sanity!
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Summary:
This article offers practical life hacks for moms looking to streamline their parenting journey, from handling customer service woes to managing social interactions and simplifying gift-wrapping. It emphasizes the importance of valuing time and provides clever strategies for maintaining personal space and spontaneity in relationships.
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