Oh, the wonders of Google Analytics! It’s truly a window into the quirks of humanity. Take a look at some of the unusual search queries that have recently led curious souls to our site. Thankfully, they didn’t linger for long. But let’s face it, these are the folks we coexist with…
Unusual Search Queries
- “Where did I put my car charger?” Is Google now a mind reader?! (P.S. Check beneath the passenger seat. Just a hunch.)
- “Is it safe for my one-year-old to sleep in a bunk bed?” Uh, no. I wouldn’t recommend that.
- “girls, dogs and peanut butter” I can’t even fathom how those three things are related. And frankly, I’d rather not find out.
- “Dead Vagina Walking” Thanks for that, Karen!
- “Is having five kids harder on a woman’s body than having one?” Definitely yes. I can’t speak from experience, but I’d wager a strong yes.
- “My finger is turning green and oozing goo, but I don’t want to see a doctor.” Please, for the love of all things good, go see a doctor!
- “How do I outsmart a three-year-old at hide and seek?” That sounds like a very clever three-year-old you’ve got there.
- “What was that strawberry salad Jennifer brought to the baby shower?” Seriously, how would Google know this?! (But, maybe it was this?)
- “Crap. I’m a parent; what do I do now?” Good question.
- “Who is the real tooth fairy?” If you’re asking Google this, you probably already know the answer.
- “Would anyone notice if I hid in Marshall’s and shopped at night?” Not sure about that, but it sounds like a fun adventure. Mind if I tag along?
- “I’m convinced I was Abraham Lincoln in a past life, but nobody believes me.” Imagine that!
- “I love taffy, but my teeth are feeling loose.” Maybe try a different treat? I mean, I’m a fan of taffy too, but…
- “I’m 64 and think I might be pregnant.” Wow, uh, congrats?
This article originally appeared on Aug. 11, 2011. If you’re interested in more delightful musings, check out our other blog post on home insemination kits for more engaging content. Additionally, for those seeking information on pregnancy, this Wikipedia article is an excellent resource.
Conclusion
In summary, the peculiarities of human nature are on full display through these bizarre Google searches. They remind us that while parenting can be a daunting task, we’re all in it together—often with a touch of humor.
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