Are you tired of the endless cycle of repeating yourself as a parent? You’re not alone. Research suggests that men typically use around 7,000 words daily, while women reach about 20,000. However, when it comes to moms, the number is a staggering 2,846,325… and a large portion consists of the same phrases being echoed time and again.
“Put your shoes away! Make your bed! Brush your teeth! Stop bothering your sibling!” And the list goes on. Most of us can relate to the exhausting routine of asking our little ones to do the simplest tasks, only to hear the same excuses.
In light of this realization, I’ve declared a Word Strike. My new approach? To rely solely on my facial expressions for parenting.
Facial Expression A: The “Really?” Look
This expression is perfect for those moments when you’re moments away from losing it after repeating yourself for the umpteenth time. It’s a silent warning, saying, “If I have to remind you one more time, things will get explosive.”
Real World Application:
- You’ve asked your child to tidy up their shoes countless times, yet they remain scattered.
- Your reminders to feed the dog have gone unheeded.
- Your child insists they brushed their teeth, but the evidence suggests otherwise—what I refer to as “Grime Teeth.”
Facial Expression B: The “Do I Look Amused?” Look
Use this look when your child tries to get a laugh out of you with their antics. It conveys multiple meanings: “Try that again and see what happens,” “You’re in trouble later,” and, “Keep it up; you’re only making it worse for yourself.”
Real World Application:
- Your child is making a scene over their bodily functions, hoping for a giggle.
- They’re acting up in public, and you’re plotting their consequence.
Facial Expression C: The “Are You Sure You Want to Go There?” Look
This is best for tweens who argue or always seem to offer an opposing viewpoint. The key here is the head tilt paired with a raised brow for maximum effect.
Real World Application:
- Any time your child responds when you speak.
Facial Expression D: The “Oh My Goodness, It’s a Miracle!” Look
This expression is reserved for those rare moments of compliance and achievement, akin to spotting a unicorn.
Real World Application:
- Your child actually puts their shoes away without being asked.
- Your tween laughs at your joke instead of rolling their eyes.
- Your child completed a chore without you needing to nag.
Facial Expression D is definitely the rarest occurrence!
So why not take a break from verbal communication this weekend and give your vocal cords a rest? Sometimes, a well-timed look can speak volumes. Who needs words when you can master the art of the eyebrow, a strategic stare, and a subtle smile?