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by Jessica Lane
Updated: Aug. 13, 2015
Originally Published: Sep. 22, 2010
Pregnancy changes your life in ways that go far beyond just filling out a form. Sure, it gives you that lovely glow, but it also brings feelings of being bloated, sleepless nights, and a sudden urge to confront strangers for no apparent reason. And let’s not forget the bizarre behaviors that kick in during this time. Here are the most significant ways pregnancy turns your world upside down:
- Heightened Paranoia: When you’re pregnant, your mind can play tricks on you, and with hormones in overdrive, it’s hard to maintain a balanced perspective. Is “Pregnancy Paranoia” a recognized phenomenon? If not, someone should definitely look into it—after tackling more pressing health concerns, of course.
- Uncontrollable Tears: Even before pregnancy, I was one video clip away from shedding tears. Whether it’s an emotional reunion or a touching animal rescue ad, I’m a softie. Now, it doesn’t take much to trigger a good cry, especially when I catch a glimpse of a heartfelt scene on Showtime.
- Food Cravings: I was relieved to avoid being pregnant during Halloween, but Easter is just as challenging, if not worse. It’s either devour a chocolate treat in one go or waste it, and let’s be real: I never waste chocolate. What’s with all the food commercials after 8 PM? They seem designed to make me feel hungry, even if I’m not. I find myself rummaging through the pantry to satisfy cravings inspired by some late-night ad. Honestly, I might have to stick to binge-watching shows on Netflix to avoid the temptation of food ads that threaten to add a few extra pounds.
- Irrational Anger: Pregnancy rage is a common experience. Suddenly, every toy my child owns becomes the most irritating sound ever created. Musical toys with their random tunes at all hours can push me to my limits. If only I could sneak away those overly cheerful toys while my little one is peacefully napping!
- Constant Fear: Questions flood my mind: Is that juice from my burger safe? Should I be concerned about that stranger on the street? Am I eating too much tuna? What about the raw egg in my pasta? The worries multiply daily, and it’s hard not to spiral into panic. Pro tip: avoid searching online for answers unless you want to remain in a state of constant anxiety.
- Feeling Unhinged: It’s tough enough dealing with the emotional rollercoaster of pregnancy, but then you have people who blame your mood swings on hormones. Newsflash: sometimes, they’re just being annoying! I was in therapy long before this, and I know how to handle my feelings—don’t use them as a scapegoat for your behavior.
- Animalistic Behavior: Yes, I might be scratching my belly in public or sweating in an air-conditioned room. And yes, I did just let out a loud belch in a grocery line. Apologies to everyone around me. It’s just part of the experience, and honestly, I find myself sharing these moments with random people like it’s completely normal.
- Feeling Guilty: People need to stop giving me pitying looks because I’m not drinking. Trust me, I can manage nine months without alcohol, and I’ll be back to enjoying a glass of wine soon enough. No need for the sympathetic glances as if I’m making a major life sacrifice; it’s just a temporary phase.
Despite all these challenges, I know I will be okay. We all will.
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Summary
Pregnancy is a wild ride filled with unexpected emotions, cravings, and irrational fears. From heightened sensitivity and anger to feeling a bit like an animal, the journey can be challenging. Yet, through it all, it’s essential to remember that you will be okay. Resources and support are available to help navigate this exciting time.
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