This morning during our car ride, my three-year-old was throwing a fit. Typical, right? As he lamented about his craving (“I JUST WANT WAFFLES AND TACOS ALL THE TIIIIIME!”), it struck me: as I approach seven months pregnant, I have never felt a stronger connection to this little being than I do now. Allow me to explain:
1. Food Preferences
The insatiable desire for snacks before dinner. Sticky fingers from a sneaky treat devoured in secret. Occasionally, a Cheerio tumbles out of his pant leg; sometimes, I find a chip lodged in my bra. One moment, the thought of a banana makes us cringe; the next, we can’t get enough strawberries. Our cravings are intense and immediate, and if we can’t have what we want, prepare for some serious meltdowns.
2. Ill-Fitting Attire
Both of us are stuck in clothes that never quite fit right thanks to our ever-changing bodies. What? You outgrew those cute little shoes just weeks after we bought them? I’ve just graduated from “I might just be bloated” early pregnancy pants to the full-on “I’ve been snacking on pie for six months” style. Your favorite shirt is now too small and barely covers your belly? Tell that to my skinny jeans, which I’m hiding away for the day when my hips might shrink back down. It seems the only winner in this game is the local mall.
3. Incontinence Woes
Let’s address the elephant in the room: the embarrassing inability to hold our bladders. We both have our moments of accidents, and nighttime potty breaks are just part of the deal. With the weakest bladders known to humankind—only slightly worse than those of the elderly and inebriated—toddler and pregnant women alike understand that nature calls at the most inconvenient times. Don’t take us on that long car ride or expect us to sit through a marathon viewing of a Melissa McCarthy movie without frequent bathroom breaks.
4. Flatulence Fiascos
When an unpleasant odor wafts through a public space, all eyes instantly dart to either the toddler or the visibly pregnant woman. We both share the indignation at the silent accusations and would prefer if you kept your thoughts to yourself or pinned the blame on the old guy in the corner. IT WAS TOTALLY THE OLD GUY!
5. Memory Lapses
Remembering simple things can be a challenge. “Mommy, where’s my firetruck? What’s my middle name? Where are we going?” My brain? It’s equally muddled. What’s your second child’s birth date? What’s the name of your pediatrician? The ER doctors need to know—so just give us a moment (or twenty). Juice helps.
6. Mood Swings
The emotional rollercoaster we ride is intense. One minute, we’re furious: “Don’t you dare mess with me, Mommy! I KNOW you saw me creeping down the stairs while you indulged in those Oreos!” The next, we’re laughing hysterically over silly jokes. It’s a whirlwind of emotions that can perplex onlookers, but we both feel our feelings deeply. And let’s be clear: don’t call me hormonal, because we both know you’re just being rude.
So, as my son declares his disdain with a heartfelt “I don’t love you or your carrots!”, I remind myself that I can empathize with his outbursts and navigate the storm of his emotions. I’ll cherish this unique bond we share, even if it’s just for a few more weeks. Together, we’ll enjoy a plate of waffles and tacos while sharing some good old-fashioned booger jokes until we find ourselves in a fit of giggles—possibly even in our ill-fitting pants.
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Summary
Toddlerhood and pregnancy share surprising similarities—from cravings and wardrobe malfunctions to emotional ups and downs. Both experiences highlight the chaos of managing changing bodies and the challenges of memory retention. Embracing these parallels can cultivate a deeper understanding between mothers and their little ones.
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