Finally, instant pizza is a reality in America! Who doesn’t adore this beloved dish? College students, in particular, have a special affinity for pizza. The only downside? Not having a slice in hand at all times. Thankfully, students at Xavier University in Ohio can now alleviate that problem in just three minutes, thanks to the nation’s first-ever pizza ATM.
Yes, you heard that right! This innovative touch screen setup allows students to order freshly baked pizza, just like they would withdraw cash. You could call it an ATMmmm… According to Time, this machine churns out hot 12-inch pizzas around the clock for a mere nine bucks. It seems like a bold move—maybe a couple of decades behind the curve (I graduated in ’98), but hey, better late than never! Before this, the only option for Xavier students was the local Domino’s. More like DomiNOWAY, am I right?
Interestingly, this remarkable contraption hails from France, where pizza ATMs have been around for thirteen years. It’s hard to believe it took so long to reach the U.S., but who cares? This is easily one of the best contributions from France since the Statue of Liberty. Just ask the students themselves! “It’s the best pizza I’ve ever had, and I feel guilty admitting that as a New Yorker,” said Lisa Carter, marketing director for Xavier’s auxiliary services, during an interview with WCPO Cincinnati.
First off, Lisa should probably reconsider her stance. I haven’t tried it myself, but I doubt that a convection oven pie could ever rival a fresh slice from the finest pizzerias in Brooklyn or my hometown of New Haven. But I get it; during late-night study sessions, everything consumed at 3 AM seems like the best meal ever.
That said, this pizza ATM can only store 70 pizzas at a time, which feels a bit inadequate. I remember college well enough to know that number is just one zero short!
I’m genuinely thrilled for these students. They have their whole lives ahead of them, are enjoying the thrill of newfound independence, and now they get to experience the country’s first automated pizza dispenser. As if I needed another reason to envy college life! But, thankfully, they’ll eventually face the reality of student loan debt, which might just level the playing field.
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In summary, the introduction of a pizza ATM at Xavier University marks a significant milestone in instant food technology. With its round-the-clock service and quick delivery, it’s a game-changer for hungry students. As we look to the future, one can only imagine what other innovations lie ahead for college campuses.
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