Throughout my life, I’ve come across plenty of “douche bags” — and I don’t just mean the slang term we hear today. Growing up in the ’50s, the actual item was a common sight, hanging over many a shower nozzle. It’s amusing to think back on that bright red plastic bag, prominently displayed, signifying an essential part of “modern hygiene” for women. If I visited a friend’s home and didn’t spot one in the bathroom, I’d worry about her mother’s well-being, not wanting to think too much about my own developing body!
As time marched on, the practice of douching fell out of favor, and by the 1960s, the term “douche bag” took on a new life as slang for someone obnoxious or arrogant. Now, instead of being a bathroom fixture, the term bounces around schoolyards, often uttered by kids who have no clue about its origins.
Just last night, my grandson, Jake, decided to call his mother, Lisa, a douche bag in front of the entire family while we were watching a movie. After a moment of stunned silence, I asked him if he really understood what he had just said.
“Oh, I know what I said — she’s a douche bag,” he replied, with the confident tone only a tween can master.
“But do you actually know what that means?” I pressed.
“It means someone who is worse than a jerk,” he shot back.
Lisa chimed in, “And it’s not a nice thing to say. It actually refers to using a hose to clean the inside of your vagina.”
Upon hearing this, Jake dramatically covered his ears and shouted “OHMYGOD!” loud enough for the neighbors to hear. After a good laugh, I took it upon myself to explain the function of the bag, which left Lisa looking shocked. She had thought the slang simply evolved without any relation to the actual item!
Once they recovered from their astonishment, I realized it was time to enlighten them about the shifting meanings of words. Take “Dick,” for example. While it still exists in the language, no one under fifty is keen on introducing themselves as Dick anymore. It’s a shame, really, given how many kids grew up on the tales of Dick and Jane.
I advised Jake to steer clear of using such words in public. If he finds someone he doesn’t like, it’s better to walk away than resort to name-calling. While we can’t eradicate phrases like “douche bags” or “dicks” from our vocabulary, we can teach our children to avoid embodying those behaviors.
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In conclusion, it’s important to understand the terminology we use and to pass that knowledge on to the next generation.
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