Let’s dive into a little TMI: out of all my kids, only one was actually planned. Blessed with an abundance of fertility, I often reflect on how close I was to being a young, unprepared parent back in college. Seriously, it feels like all I need to do is think about having a baby, and bam! Nine months later, here comes another little one.
Okay, Jill, stop envisioning babies right now!
Anyway, in the heat of the moment, who thinks about contraception, timing, or spacing out children? I sure didn’t. If I had, I definitely wouldn’t have picked March as the month to conceive. Thus, I’m declaring March as National Abstinence Month and I invite you to join me. Why? Simple math: if you conceive in March, you’ll likely have a December baby, and let’s face it, December babies can be a real challenge.
Now, if you happen to be a December baby, no offense intended, but let’s just say it’s not the ideal month for a birthday. You know it, and I feel for you. Parents might try to separate birthday gifts from holiday presents, but let’s be real—it rarely works. With the holidays and birthdays so close together, kids end up with an overwhelming amount of stuff and parents end up broke. It’s a recipe for spoiled little ones, and trying to make a December birthday special is often lost in the festive chaos.
And let’s not forget the logistics for everyone involved—trudging through the cold to attend birthday parties is no fun. Kids are cranky, parents are exhausted from the holiday rush, and finding a suitable indoor venue for a party is nearly impossible without resorting to cramped, stuffy spaces.
So let’s take a stand this March and spare future generations from the December birthday blues. This month, let’s all commit to a little restraint—for the sake of the children.
If you’re considering starting a family or looking into home insemination options, check out this at-home intracervical insemination syringe kit. For those looking to enhance fertility, this fertility booster for men can provide valuable support. Also, if you want more information on pregnancy, Healthline’s guide to IVF is an excellent resource.
In summary, December birthdays can be tough for both parents and kids. By promoting National Abstinence Month in March, we can help future generations avoid the holiday birthday blend that often leads to disappointment and chaos.
Keyphrase: December birthdays challenges
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