Can you recall what Valentine’s Day was like before you became a parent? No? Let’s take a stroll down memory lane and see how things have changed…
Then:
The day before Valentine’s Day meant treating yourself to a bikini wax, picking out some flirty lingerie, and gathering ingredients for an intimate dessert.
Now:
The day before Valentine’s Day is spent cleaning up after a scooter accident, erasing snot stains from your shirt, and rushing to the store for gauze and medical tape.
Then:
The night before the big day was a time for ordering Thai takeout, indulging in a warm bubble bath, painting your toenails, sipping a glass of wine, and snuggling with your partner.
Now:
The night before Valentine’s Day often consists of eating pizza on the couch while watching a rerun of Hawaii 5-O, all while balancing two squirming kids on your lap and making space for the cat.
Then:
Valentine’s Day morning was a delightful surprise with breakfast in bed! (Menu: champagne, orange juice, and a naked partner.)
Now:
Valentine’s Day morning brings a less-than-surprising breakfast in bed, courtesy of a toddler who spilled everything the previous day, resulting in an epic meltdown from the older sibling. (Menu: orange juice, an apple, a giant slab of butter, and—oh wait—toast.) You attempt to enjoy your meal while two little ones battle it out on the bed. You strip the sheets for laundry, shuffle to the kitchen, and clean up the chaos.
Then:
The perfect Valentine’s gift was a box of luxurious Godiva chocolates, savored slowly over the week, along with a heartfelt card.
Now:
The Valentine’s gift is a box of truffles from Target, devoured within three hours, with not a single piece left for you. Oh, and that card? It’s just there.
Then:
Valentine’s night was magical—dinner at a trendy restaurant, champagne, an epic romantic evening, and falling asleep cozily in your partner’s arms.
Now:
Valentine’s night includes frozen potstickers, champagne, a TiVo’d episode of American Idol, taking out the garbage, cleaning the hamster’s cage, and breaking up fights before any blood is shed. You stumble into bed two hours before your partner, feeling utterly exhausted.
At least the champagne remains a constant, right? And let’s not forget those adorable handmade Valentines and sloppy kisses that make it all worthwhile—even if your little one draws you with enormous jazz hands!
Children: 2. Valentine’s Day: 0.
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Summary:
Valentine’s Day has transformed dramatically from a romantic escape to a chaotic family affair. What once was a day of indulgence now revolves around the joys and challenges of parenting. Despite the changes, the lasting love and laughter still make it special.
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