The Motherhood Comes Naturally $5000 Giveaway: Now Closed

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The giveaway for Motherhood Comes Naturally (And Other Vicious Lies) is officially closed! A heartfelt thank you to everyone who participated, and congratulations to our lucky winners: Jamie L, Samantha T, Olivia W, Mia R, and Ava S! (Winners have been contacted via email.) For those who didn’t win (and trust me, I know how disappointing that can be!), I hope that the book serves as a delightful consolation prize. Enjoy!

Exciting Prize Packages Await!

I’m really excited for you to grab a copy of Motherhood Comes Naturally (And Other Vicious Lies) anytime, but to sweeten the deal, I’ve curated an incredible prize package. In fact, there are five amazing packages up for grabs! Here’s how you can enter:

  • Pre-order Motherhood Comes Naturally (And Other Vicious Lies) from any of these retailers: Barnes & Noble, Amazon, Indie Bound, Books-A-Million, Powell’s Books, or even iTunes! If you’ve already pre-ordered, that’s totally fine too!
  • Send your receipt or a screenshot of your order confirmation to our dedicated email.
  • You’ll be entered to win one of five prize packs valued at over $1000 each, featuring the fantastic items listed below.
  • Winners will be announced randomly using a random selection tool on April 9th, the day the book launches, and will be notified via email. Remember, one entry per purchase means you can gift copies to your friends, book club, or even that teenage cousin!

The contest is open to everyone, no matter where you are, and yes, e-book purchases count too!

Here’s a glimpse of what you could win:

  • Kelly Moore Bags have always been a favorite of mine. Created as professional camera bags, they double as chic diaper bags or stylish everyday totes. Each winner will receive one 2 Sues bag, valued at $199.
  • Ouidad is another brand I can’t stop raving about! Specifically designed for curly hair, their products transformed my hair care routine. The latest Salon Series includes four items inspired by the famous Ouidad Salon in NYC, retailing at $172, and suitable for any hair type.
  • Ever had your purse spill its contents all over the car floor? I certainly have! That’s why I love the Handbag Handcuff ($42). Attach your (Kelly Moore!) bag to anything you can think of for hands-free convenience.
  • StriVectin is known for its skincare wonders loved by celebrities. Included is their original SD Intensive Concentrate ($72), which aims to help diminish wrinkles and stretch marks—perfect for busy moms.
  • The Pantech® Flex™ is the latest Android smartphone, offering essential features like texting, email, web browsing, and voice-guided navigation, all without the extra fluff. Its 8-megapixel camera is perfect for capturing those precious moments. Retail value: $500.
  • While I adore yoga pants, sometimes you need to wear real clothes. Find your perfect fit at Lucky Jeans, where you can get professionally sized and discover the ideal pair for your body—retail cost between $100-120.
  • Five lucky winners will also receive copies of these hilarious books:
    • “Moms Who Drink and Swear” by Nicole Easton.
    • “The Guide to Baby Sleep Positions” by Charlie Capen and Andy Herald.
    • “Lost in Suburbia” by Tracy Beckerman.
    • “I Just Want to Pee Alone” featuring contributions from various mom bloggers.
    • “Parenting: Illustrated with Crappy Pictures” by Amber Dusick.
  • Plus, you’ll get autographed copies of both Confessions of a Scary Mommy and Motherhood Comes Naturally (And Other Vicious Lies). Share the pre-ordered copy with a friend who needs some honesty, and keep your signed copies! A Scary Mommy coffee mug and a Starbucks gift card to fill it are also included.

Think these prizes are worth pre-ordering for? I certainly do! So don’t wait—good luck, and I can’t wait to see who the new owners of these fabulous items will be!

Additional Resources

For more on home insemination, check out this post on our blog about the Home Insemination Kit. If you’re looking for a solid resource on fertility treatment, visit March of Dimes for excellent insights. And don’t forget to explore the Impregnator for your home insemination needs!

In summary, the giveaway may be closed, but the excitement doesn’t end here! Grab your copy of Motherhood Comes Naturally and enjoy the fantastic prizes that could be yours.

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