Ah, Thanksgiving! That special time of year when the trees stand bare, darkness falls earlier, and we gather around the hearth with our loved ones for a feast of turkey, stuffing, and all the trimmings. We inevitably make too much food, overindulge, and then take turns sharing our gratitude. This year, let’s take a moment to consider what our furry family members are thankful for.
Bella, 4
I’m thankful Aunt Molly and Uncle Jack made it here without any travel delays this year—great to see you both! And even better, no one uncovered the stash of chicken bones I cleverly hid beneath the couch cushions, the bed, and the hallway rug.
Max, 8
I’m grateful for my amazing family, all gathered here to celebrate. Even though, let’s be honest, each of you has treated me like a toddler at some point this year and petted me without asking!
Sophie, 2
I’m thankful that for one evening, I didn’t have to eat off the floor. But I suspect by tomorrow, I’ll be back to being the least favored at this table. Whatever—Cousin Leo is currently sharing a bed with his personal trainer.
Rocky, 10
I’m grateful that nobody has decided to put a cover on the cat’s litter box yet.
Lola, 5
I am relieved that I didn’t have to wear that hideous acrylic turtleneck sweater adorned with snowflakes. Thank goodness for small victories!
Finn, 3
I’m thankful that you all seem to have forgotten that there were actually four pecan pies left, and you’re all too busy enjoying the festivities to notice!
Charlie, 6
I’m grateful for mom, dad, and little Mia. Plus, that annoying Schnauzer from next door finally moved away—did he go to Tulsa or did he just disappear?
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In summary, our beloved dogs have plenty to be thankful for this year, from family gatherings to the absence of embarrassing outfits. Let’s celebrate the joy they bring into our lives and the simple pleasures that come with Thanksgiving.
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