A few years back, when my friend Sarah Thompson launched her “Joy Initiative,” I was both startled and liberated by her revelation that she really doesn’t care for music. I found it shocking because I had always assumed that music was universally loved. At the same time, it was freeing to realize that if she could openly dismiss something deemed enjoyable, what else could I admit to disliking? What socially accepted pleasures could I finally reject? Here’s my list of things adults are supposed to enjoy but that I just don’t.
1. Theater Is Not For Everyone
Whether it’s a community theater rendition of “Death of a Salesman” or a grand Broadway show like “Les Misérables,” attending the theater can be an expensive way to spend your time—rarely yielding genuine laughter, despite the audience’s loud chuckles. Many plays can drag on with dialogue that feels unnatural, and musicals can be quite cringeworthy (who really bursts into song like that?). Admit it: no one eagerly anticipates returning to their cramped seat after intermission.
2. Fish Isn’t Everyone’s Favorite
Sure, fish is often touted for its health benefits—packed with omega-3s and protein—but it can also be bland and underwhelming. The truth is, we often find ourselves wishing we had ordered a burger instead. The only fish I truly enjoy comes from a can or the occasional smoked salmon. Let’s be honest, the only reason we tolerate dishes like skate wing is due to the excessive butter slathered on top. It’s okay to own up to your preferences!
3. Rock Concerts Aren’t the Only Way to Enjoy Music
There was a time when I reveled in the chaos of a rock concert, lost in the crowd at a show for my favorite band. But now, the thought of battling through a mass of fans to see a band I adore feels more like a chore than a thrill. I’d much rather stay at home and binge-watch a concert film on my couch. Sometimes, the comfort of home is the ultimate experience.
4. Red Wine Isn’t a Must
Let’s face it: a warm drink isn’t refreshing. If you’re drinking red wine, it’s either for the buzz or to impress someone with your sophisticated palate, which often involves tasting “notes of leather.” How delightful. I used to feel pressured to enjoy red wine after a rude comment from a guest at a party, but I’ve since realized it’s perfectly acceptable to prefer something chilled, like a New Zealand Sauvignon Blanc. And no, you don’t have to enjoy winery tours either.
5. Other People’s Kids Might Not Delight You
It’s a well-known fact that our children are adorable, while others’ kids can be a bit… much. Their sticky fingers and constant noise can be overwhelming. At a recent gathering with live music, the highlight was a toddler performing an overly ambitious tap dance routine. His parents were oblivious! We need to accept that not everyone’s parenting style is enjoyable, and that’s perfectly fine.
6. Johnny Depp Isn’t Everyone’s Cup of Tea
I once enjoyed movies like “Edward Scissorhands” and “Finding Neverland,” but I lost interest in Johnny Depp when he transformed from an intriguing artist to a caricature of himself. The “Pirates of the Caribbean” series, spawned from a theme park ride, doesn’t qualify as cinematic genius in my book. Let’s be honest, his eccentric style can be off-putting rather than charming.
7. Weekend Getaways Can Be Overrated
The idea of a weekend escape often sounds relaxing, but the reality is often a stressful ordeal. The packing alone can feel like an overwhelming task, not to mention the mad rush to leave town only to spend the entire time feeling rushed and exhausted. You might end up spending more time getting there and back than actually enjoying your destination. Sometimes, staying home and skipping the traffic is the better choice.
In summary, it’s essential to recognize that you are not required to like everything society deems enjoyable. Embrace your preferences and don’t feel pressured to conform!
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