Three years ago, my partner made an intriguing pact with our children: every time either of us cursed, we would drop a quarter into the “Swear Jar.” Once it filled up, the money would belong to them. First of all: Seriously? And second: Are you kidding me?
I ended up depositing $10 into the jar to prepay for the summer. The kids were perplexed, thinking it was an immense fortune since they don’t quite grasp the concept of currency yet. My partner was far more committed to the initiative and nearly drained our savings by autumn.
After the kids collected their earnings, we reconsidered our policy and reverted back to our usual way of speaking. Here are five reasons why I feel comfortable swearing in front of them:
1. I’m an Adult
Being an adult doesn’t always match the glamorous visions I had as a child (I imagined myself riding around in a golf cart on the beach while being totally relaxed about life’s challenges). One of the few perks of adulthood, however, is the freedom to express myself, including the use of colorful language, without fear of punishment.
2. They’re Still Kids
Sure, I understand the importance of being a positive role model. That’s why I make sure to dress appropriately for school drop-offs. But let’s be real: my kids are not adults yet. They cannot swear, drive, use household appliances unsupervised, or indulge in exotic cocktails. I’m just giving them something to look forward to!
3. Kids Speak in Code
From “making a tinkle” to “going night-night,” kids have their own version of language that often leaves adults scratching their heads. Using strategic swearing allows me to cut through the confusion. For instance, when our usually easygoing son upset his sister, I firmly told him to stop acting like a little brat. His wide eyes told me he understood—I meant business.
4. Parenting is Full of Surprises
Every day presents new challenges, from stepping on Lego pieces to navigating third-grade math. Sometimes, I need to express my frustration clearly, requiring everyone to calm down so I can figure out the next steps. A well-placed curse word can help convey urgency and seriousness.
5. I’ve Sacrificed Enough
Motherhood comes with countless sacrifices, including sleep, sanity, and personal style. Must I also change how I communicate? Absolutely not! I refuse to give up my preferred mode of expression just to fit a certain mold.
So, if you’ve managed to raise your child without resorting to colorful language during sleepless nights or the chaos of parenting, congratulations. Just a heads-up: your little angel might want to wear earmuffs before visiting my house, as they may encounter some adult language.
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In summary, the use of strong language can serve various purposes in parenting. It can break through child-speak, express frustration, and allow parents to retain their voice amidst the chaos. After all, maintaining authenticity can be just as important as setting a good example.
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