Hey Family, Keep Your Belongings Out of My Bag

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It all started off quite pleasantly. My partner, Alex, and I were seated at the edge of our child’s karate class, indulging in a relaxed dinner from a fast-food drive-thru. I passed some fries to our toddler, who was secured in his stroller, while sending a quick thumbs-up to our 6-year-old, as Alex and I enjoyed our typical Monday night together.

While reaching into my bag for my phone, I unexpectedly encountered something warm and sticky. Pulling my hand back, I discovered it was covered in grease from a half-eaten fried apple pie—a favorite indulgence of Alex’s. But why was it in my bag?

In a hushed yet accusatory tone, I confronted him, “Why did you put this in my bag? It’s a half-eaten pie!”

He shrugged, seemingly unfazed. “I didn’t want to put it in my pockets. I just tossed it in your bag.”

“Did you consider the trash can?” I asked, but he merely stared back blankly.

I sighed, “We’ll discuss this later.”

Once home, we had a serious talk about respect and the appropriate use of trash cans. Then, I emptied my bag onto the kitchen table to reveal not just his phone and wallet but also an assortment of six toy cars, 15 Pokémon cards, four random rocks, and a pair of boys’ socks. Yes—socks in my bag. Clearly, this situation had spiraled out of control. I didn’t bother to check if they were clean; I simply tossed them into the washing machine.

This, dear readers, is what I refer to as “the family bag.” It has become a repository for everyone’s items—necessary or not—and I’ve had enough. My bag is intended for my phone, wallet, hairbrush, and some snacks. Yet, it seems to have evolved into a storage unit for all the items that my family doesn’t want to carry.

Need sunscreen? Toss it in Mom’s bag! A water bottle? Mom’s bag! Found a slimy stick? Of course, it goes in Mom’s bag!

While I suspect this reflects deeper issues regarding boundaries and dependence, I aim to reclaim my bag’s original purpose and relieve myself of some weight.

I’ve started zipping up my bag and putting it away at home to prevent any secret stowaways. I also encourage Alex to use his pockets and play a game with my 6-year-old, asking, “Do you really need to bring that?” He likely won’t read all of those three books at the park, but I can guarantee they will end up in my bag on our way home.

Additionally, I’ve hidden two stylish fanny packs in the back of my closet—one for each of them. Now they can carry their own half-eaten pies and dirty socks, leaving my bag free of clutter.

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In summary, reclaiming the purpose of my bag has become a small yet significant task in my family life, allowing for clearer boundaries and a lighter load.

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