As a devoted parent, I often find myself saying, “I would do anything for my partner.” However, as the parent of three, I’ve come to realize that this may not be entirely accurate. Parenthood presents situations that compel us to perform tasks for our children that we wouldn’t dream of doing for anyone else, including our spouses. Here are 20 examples:
- Get close enough to my child’s rear end to check if they need a diaper change.
- Let them use the bathroom while I’m relaxing in the tub.
- Allow them to balance on my head while we enjoy a movie together.
- Retrieve their waste from the bathtub.
- Open the back of their pants to assess their cleanliness after using the toilet.
- Spend money on face painting at a fair and remain calm when they’re upset about the results.
- Let them wipe their nose on my shirt for convenience.
- Assist them with personal hygiene in ways that would be unacceptable for an adult.
- Remind them to use the restroom multiple times a day to avoid accidents.
- Prepare mac and cheese after they “accidentally” drop the meal I initially made.
- Allow them to sit on my lap while I’m in the bathroom.
- Carry them on my shoulders because they’re too tired to walk.
- Comfort them after they inadvertently drop my phone in the toilet.
- Apply cream to any skin irritation in sensitive areas.
- Engage in a wrestling match to get them to wear shoes, only to accept their immediate refusal.
- Collect their chewed gum while driving, because they can’t hold onto it.
- Share a small bed with them during sleep time.
- Apologize for their behavior when they remove their pants in public.
- Endure watching Caillou repeatedly without complaint.
- Overlook the fact that they sometimes eat their own boogers.
Reflecting on this list, it’s evident that my love for my children often leads me to lower my standards of what I would normally consider acceptable behavior. Perhaps, it’s simply that I expect more from my partner. Ultimately, parenting requires immense patience, affection, and yes, an abundance of wet wipes.
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In summary, the actions we take as parents often reflect a unique, unconditional love that is distinct from our relationships with adult partners. Parenthood challenges our boundaries and encourages the most selfless behaviors.
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