I Am the World’s Strictest Mom, and I Embrace It

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My children are frustrated with me at the moment.

Why, you might ask? It could be a myriad of reasons. As their mother—not their peer—there are times when they simply don’t like my decisions. They often express their displeasure.

Do I desire a wholesome relationship with my kids? Absolutely. Do I hope for their love and respect? Certainly. Am I committed to being their safe haven, their strongest supporter, and their most ardent defender? Without a doubt. However, being their friend? No, thank you. My role is to be their mom, not a buddy.

Unfortunately, this parental role often leads to moments of frustration for my kids. In fact, I’ve proudly earned the title of World’s Strictest Mom more than once, and you know what? I’m completely okay with that.

The Reality of Parenting

Here’s the reality: I don’t believe I need to be friends with my children, nor do I think it’s a good idea. I wouldn’t tolerate the behavior they sometimes exhibit from a friend. They are young, and it’s my responsibility to guide them through their formative years. Sometimes, this requires me to play the part of the World’s Strictest Mom, which means they may be upset with me.

While I consider myself a pretty lenient parent overall, that doesn’t prevent my kids from getting annoyed with me regularly. If I allow them a treat, they might be upset if I choose barbecue chips that are too vibrant or if I serve them in the wrong bowl. If I agree to extra screen time, they will inevitably be displeased when I eventually enforce limits, whether it’s after 10 minutes or 10 hours. Every “yes” often leads to a request for more and, predictably, a frustrated child.

Everyday Frustrations

During our numerous car rides, they often express their irritation. They get annoyed when I drive too slowly or sing along with the radio, and God forbid I sing the actual lyrics instead of the silly made-up ones they prefer. When they complain about my singing, I simply sing louder. They also get upset when I drop them off at school a few minutes early—just enough time for them to chat with friends—rather than letting them jump out of a moving vehicle right at the entrance. There are many mornings filled with goodbyes that are exchanged through clenched teeth.

And let’s not forget the things I do that really frustrate them. I shatter their dreams of living in squalor by washing their clothes and blankets. It seems they prefer snuggling with dirty rags at night. If they complain about washing their beloved blankets, I can only imagine the chaos I create in their lives when I insist they take a shower – and actually use soap. If hair washing is involved? That’s a recipe for an epic meltdown, which only adds to my reputation as the World’s Strictest Mom. How does it end? With soap and shampoo being used, of course.

More Than Just Rules

However, these behaviors alone might not be enough to secure the title of World’s Strictest Mom. It takes more than just enforcing hygiene and proper snack choices. It includes offering compliments and affection, such as saying, “What a wonderful drawing!” or “I really like your shirt,” and giving them an extra tight hug before bed.

Cooking for them and cleaning up after their messes often lead to more tally marks in my Strictest Mom column. For instance, I’ve upset them by putting cheese on a grilled cheese sandwich and cutting it into squares instead of triangles. And if you want to truly irritate a child, just tidy up the Legos that have been scattered on the kitchen floor for days because they’re “still playing” with them.

I manage to annoy my kids in countless ways throughout the day. Okay, maybe I’m exaggerating; it’s only in the hundreds. But I accept this reality because I’m not meant to be my kids’ friend.

Instead, I get to take on a role that is even more rewarding: I am their mom. If that means regularly irritating them, then so be it.

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Conclusion

In summary, being a parent often means navigating the tricky waters of frustration and disappointment from your children. Embracing the role of a strict mom can lead to a stronger, more meaningful relationship in the long run, as it prioritizes their growth and well-being above fleeting friendship.

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