As a parent, it’s common to find that any snack you possess quickly becomes a shared commodity. While I often don’t mind sharing my goodies, there are times when I just want to savor a treat all by myself. For example, last holiday season, I purchased multiple boxes of assorted chocolates, cleverly concealing them from prying eyes while still sharing a festive spirit. Even when my partner, Alex, discovered what he thought were “tiny mouse droppings” on the guest bed, I simply turned off the light and exited the room, knowing they were just remnants of my secret stash.
Over the years, I’ve identified some ingenious hiding places for candy that I’d like to share, especially for those new parents navigating the challenges of raising toddlers—particularly when you need a moment of indulgence, even if it’s just a fun-sized bar and a few precious seconds of solitude. Here are my top 20 hiding spots:
- An empty paint can tucked away beneath a pile of full ones in the utility area.
- Anywhere in the laundry room—it’s practically a ghost town in there.
- The bottom of a box filled with granola cereal, which remains untouched by family members.
- Underneath a stack of maternity underwear in the second-to-last drawer.
- Behind cleaning supplies like 409 and Windex.
- Nestled under my side of the bed, secured within the bed frame slats.
- Inside a bag of frozen vegetables in the freezer.
- On the top shelf of the baby’s closet, hidden in the far corner.
- Alongside old tax documents and assorted paperwork.
- Among my folded socks in the dresser drawer.
- Beneath the guest bed pillows, where imaginary mice apparently reside.
- Concealed within the garment bag that contains my wedding dress.
- Inside the drawer designated for my 3-year-old’s pants—she hasn’t worn them since her second birthday.
- Stuffed inside a hole in the plastic wrap of an unused yoga mat from a birthday gift four years ago.
- At the back of the refrigerator in a container labeled “leftovers 4/15/2010.”
- Anywhere in the car—if yours is anything like mine, you wouldn’t want to search there.
- In the diaper bag, which seems less enticing to rummage through than my purse.
- Hidden in shoeboxes marked “coupons.”
- Inside the Christmas decoration boxes in the attic.
- Among the Easter decorations in the attic during the holiday season.
Being resourceful is key. Seek out those places that others are unlikely to explore. For an effective emergency candy stash, I’m always willing to assist in hiding your sweet treasures, although I wouldn’t recommend trusting me with an entire box of chocolates. You might consider using those chocolates to create a sprinkle trail to the paint cans—akin to tiny mouse droppings that no one will dare approach.
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In summary, it’s all about creativity and finding those unique spots where others won’t venture. Embrace the adventure of hiding your treats and enjoy the solitary moments they bring.
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