Have you ever watched the show “I Didn’t Know I Was Pregnant”? It’s a guilty pleasure of mine that I can enjoy in my pajamas while indulging in a bit of sarcasm. While there are certainly rare medical circumstances, many cases of unexpected pregnancies stem from denial. When my partner and I decided to start a family, the pregnancy test confirmed my suspicions, but I also noticed various other signs along the way.
To assist anyone who might be uncertain about their own situation, I’ve compiled a list of indicators that you might be pregnant. Here are some unmistakable signs:
- A stranger shares their intense and often frightening birth story with you in the grocery store.
- Foods you once loved, like chocolate cake, suddenly make you feel nauseous, while Brussels sprouts seem strangely appealing.
- You find yourself passing gas in public places and hastily blame it on your toddler in the shopping cart.
- Your visits with your obstetrician feel more intimate than your time with your partner.
- You’ve exhausted your list of Netflix series to binge-watch.
- You can navigate to the bathroom in complete darkness, counting your steps like a pro.
- Getting out of bed requires a full-body swing to gain momentum.
- You create unusual food combinations that would make anyone else cringe, such as mixing salsa with egg, grapes, bacon, nuts, lettuce, feta, and an apple in one bowl.
- You cringe at the sight of the scale during your doctor visits.
- You find yourself fervently wishing for smooth and easy bowel movements.
- You instinctively ask for the location of the restroom as soon as you enter a new place.
- Thoughts of physically confronting strangers cross your mind frequently.
- You spend a significant amount of time in the bathroom, sometimes sitting in strange positions.
- Your partner has developed a jealous rivalry with your body pillow, even giving it a resentful nickname.
- You lose track of personal grooming below the waist, questioning how the baby will make its exit—perhaps with a machete?
- Your emotions swing wildly; happiness makes you cry, sadness makes you cry, frustration leads to shouting, and worry sends you to Google before breaking down.
- You decide to tackle house cleaning but end up sitting on a bag of frozen peas while watching your favorite talk show.
- During yoga, you find yourself mostly lying on your mat, contemplating your next meal.
- Above all, you feel empowered and courageous because you are about to embark on the incredible journey of motherhood.
For those looking for more information on fertility and home insemination, you can check out our other blog post about couples navigating their fertility journey here. Additionally, for more insights on home insemination, BabyMaker at Home provides valuable resources. For a comprehensive guide on pregnancy and IVF, visit Healthline.
In summary, if you’re noticing several of these signs, it may be time to take a pregnancy test or consult with a healthcare professional.
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