Dear Kids,
In the unfortunate event that I meet an untimely demise—perhaps during a ridiculously intense hot yoga session compelled by my so-called “friends”—I want to leave you with a few vital life lessons to carry with you.
Love, Mom
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Avoid Being a Jerk.
The most crucial advice I can offer you is to refrain from being a jerk. A jerk is someone who believes they are superior to everyone else and disregards the feelings of others. Think of historical examples: groups like ISIS, the Nazis, and even that girl in fourth grade who excluded you from her birthday party—jerks all of them. You will encounter jerks throughout your life, whether at school, on sports teams, or even at family gatherings.
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Don’t Assume You Know Everything.
While some people may seem inherently unkind, remember that many have been shaped by difficult circumstances or poor upbringing. You often don’t know what someone is going through, so be willing to give them a second chance. If they continue to behave poorly after that, it’s time to move on.
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Stand Up for Yourself.
If a bully tries to push you around, don’t hesitate to defend yourself. Sure, your teachers might advise you to “use your words,” but sometimes, a firm response is necessary. You can say something like, “Listen, if you hit me again, I will hit you back, and you won’t like it.” If they don’t listen, stand your ground.
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Avoid Absolute Statements.
Never say, “I would NEVER…” You can’t truly predict how you’ll react in various situations. Life is unpredictable, and circumstances can lead us to behave in ways we wouldn’t normally consider.
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Stay Away from Drugs.
Let’s be real—drugs have a way of ruining lives. Consider the fates of celebrities like Elvis, Whitney Houston, and Michael Jackson. Their stories should serve as powerful warnings about the dangers of substance abuse.
Now, here are five essential “Do’s” to guide you:
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Check Yourself Before You Leave.
Always ensure your teeth are clean, your shoes are tidy, and your zipper is up before exiting the restroom. And be that friend who discreetly informs others if they have something stuck in their teeth or if their fly is down. True friends look out for each other.
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Share the Spotlight.
When playing sports, remember to pass the ball—not just to your favorite teammate, but to everyone. Everyone deserves a chance to be part of the team, even if they might fumble.
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Be Around People Who Accept You.
You’re going to make mistakes and have quirks, and that’s perfectly okay. Surround yourself with people who will love you for who you are, flaws and all.
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Dance When Asked.
If someone invites you to dance, say yes! It takes courage to ask, and it’s just a dance. Don’t miss out on fun experiences because you’re worried about what others think.
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Listen to Elders Occasionally.
We’ve experienced a lot and learned valuable lessons over the years. From heartbreaks to triumphs, we have a wealth of knowledge to share.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to get ready for my hot yoga class.
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In conclusion, remember these lessons as you navigate your journey in life.
Keyphrase: Life Lessons for Tweens
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