The Indulgences My Children Enjoy

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When morning arrives and I step into the bathroom, brushing my teeth is among the first tasks I tackle—often while dancing around, courtesy of a pressing need to relieve myself. Yet, I hesitate, as the unpleasant taste in my mouth takes precedence. Bad breath is truly unpleasant. However, when my little one greets me with his own morning breath, a mix of milk and sleep, it feels entirely acceptable. He’s my child, and I cherish those moments, wishing he could stay that close forever. Within the comfort of our home, there are countless behaviors my children engage in that would be deemed inappropriate elsewhere. Here are just a few examples:

  1. My children can sneeze directly onto my face from mere inches away. This isn’t a composed adult sneeze; it’s the chaotic, wet explosion of a toddler. My youngest often follows up with a proud “achoo,” eagerly announcing each sneeze. Thank you, kids, for giving me a valid reason to wash my face.
  2. The toddler is permitted to bonk me on the head, exclaiming “bonk” with glee, and I can’t help but laugh along, saying it back to him.
  3. My youngest is free to drool excessively on me, whether it’s on my knee or even my freshly cleaned face. His smiles through it all make it acceptable. After all, it will eventually dry.
  4. The toddler has the liberty to place various items on my head against my will, proudly declaring them “hats.” From stuffed animals to puzzle pieces, I can’t resist encouraging his imaginative play.
  5. The baby may chew on almost any non-hazardous object, including remote controls. It’s strange when an adult does it, but somehow, it’s perfectly normal when he does.
  6. The toddler can make me engage in endless pretend phone conversations, repeating the same three-second exchange as many times as he wishes. “Hello! How are you? Bye!” I’ll always welcome his calls.
  7. Both children can spontaneously produce loud noises. Whether they’re squealing in excitement or simply expressing delight, I embrace their uninhibited joy.
  8. The baby can repeat nonsensical sounds to his heart’s content without irritating me. “Ba-ba-ba” becomes a delightful exchange, lasting as long as he desires.
  9. The toddler can stare into the toilet and exclaim, “Wow.” While I’ve seen many toilets over the years, he’s just beginning to discover their novelty, and I appreciate his wonder.
  10. Bath time can last indefinitely for both kids. It’s a chance for splashing, bubbles, and toys while I navigate my own shower time amidst their joyful chaos.
  11. The toddler can tackle me unexpectedly, relying on the fact that I will catch him and flip him forward, a game we both cherish.
  12. Personal space is a concept lost on these little ones. They invade my bubble freely, and I welcome their closeness, knowing it won’t last forever.

The list of allowances my children enjoy is extensive, just as it is for me as their mother. I will always cherish holding their hands in public, giving them affectionate kisses, and guiding them away from dangers they don’t yet comprehend. No matter how many years pass, they will forever be my little ones. As the musician Dave Grohl expressed, “Breathe out, so I can breathe you in,” even when their breath carries the scent of whole milk or snacks. Stay close, my dear little ones.

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In summary, the delightful interactions with my children create a unique space where normal rules seem to bend. Their antics remind me of the joy and freedom of childhood, allowing us both to revel in our shared experiences.

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