Hey there! I’ve created a new holiday that I would love for you to join me in celebrating. Allow me to share a little poem titled “The Best Day of the Year” to explain:
You’ve cooked, you’ve cleaned, You’ve planned, you’ve schemed To make the holidays shine bright. Now you’re worn out, Knee-deep in doubt, In things that were meant to bring delight. It’s time for a break, A drink (and some cake); Some bad TV could do you good. Let the family feast on leftovers, While you indulge in sweets from the cupboard. Kid requests? You’ll divert. “You got new toys yesterday!” “No cooking today, I say!” The car keys? They stay in your bag, No shower, no fancy clothes; Just comfy pajamas, it’s true, Let your hair go limp and sag. It’s December 26, Time for your one-day fix Of being the Queen of the Couch. The remote is yours, Into your glass, the wine pours. You’ve earned this day off, without a doubt.
Moms’ Day Off is December 26! Are you thrilled? I’ve been attempting to celebrate this day for about seven years now. While I don’t always succeed, I try my best to make it work.
This personal holiday came to life when I realized that from around December 22 until December 25, I barely sat down. By the 26th, I was completely exhausted. On my first Moms’ Day Off, I had a young toddler and a six-year-old (plus a husband who was likely somewhere in the house). I spent four and a half hours watching Julie & Julia, which remains one of the best days of my life. To this day, I have a conditioned response to that film—when it’s on, I instinctively start looking for the red wine.
My children have grown to dread this day, and I might add that it doesn’t help when I jokingly remind them, “Do you want to watch something on TV? Oops! Sorry! It’s Moms’ Day Off!” It makes me chuckle just thinking about it.
Would you like to join me? Here are the guidelines:
- The mom is the Supreme Ruler of the remote from wake-up time until bedtime (and beyond, as it’s perfectly acceptable to doze off on the couch).
- The car remains in the driveway.
- Wine may be enjoyed starting at 11:30 a.m. (or even 11).
- No cooking allowed—leftovers or self-serve options only.
- No dressing up is permitted. I adhered so strictly to this rule last year that I attended a family event in my pajamas and slippers.
- Naps are encouraged—nappity nap nap nap.
- Anyone who isn’t mom is prohibited from complaining. (This rule often gets broken, but it’s worth trying.)
A note about dads:
Can they join in too? Generally, I’m open to inclusivity, though I hesitate to give a blanket approval. If you’re a dad, have you completed all your holiday preparation tasks? If you think you did, that’s a trick question. The key is to take the initiative to help, rather than acting like you just arrived on Earth and are unfamiliar with the December holidays. If you lounge on the couch during Moms’ Day Off, I promise your partner may start fantasizing about smothering you in your sleep. (And yes, if a child calls out “Mom!” on December 26, just translate that to “Dad!”)
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!
In summary, December 26 is a special day for mothers to take a well-deserved break from the hustle and bustle of holiday preparations. With rules to ensure relaxation and enjoyment, this day allows moms to unwind and recharge, providing an essential pause after the festive chaos.
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