Today, I reached a breaking point. For the past 18 months, I had been wrestling with a persistent issue in the workplace, and despite my attempts to address it, nothing seemed to change. I decided it was time to take a bold approach during our all-staff meeting. While presenting updates on my projects, I found myself unconsciously engaging in a rather provocative act: I began to touch my breasts.
Initially, I started with my left hand, softly caressing my nipple. Gradually, I introduced my right hand to the scene, massaging both breasts in a manner that felt oddly empowering. I maintained my composure throughout, continuing to discuss important work matters without any sign of distraction. My colleagues reacted in various ways. Some struggled to contain their laughter, while my friend Kelly fought to suppress her amusement. A few were aware of my intentions, having previously discussed the discomfort caused by certain male behaviors in the office. The rest tried to look away, except for two men — let’s refer to them as “The Adjusters” — who seemed oblivious to the irony of my actions.
These Adjusters are known for their frequent and exaggerated adjustments in the office, as if their comfort depends on constant repositioning of their anatomy. One individual, in particular, would clear his throat loudly and follow it with a noticeable shift of his…you know. My boss, a highly qualified man who has achieved great success, is also one of these Adjusters. He can maintain eye contact while adjusting himself in ways that make you question his awareness of social norms.
I had previously attempted to address the issue through various means, including leaving a note on my boss’s desk suggesting he might want to consider some anti-itch cream. I had also tried to draw attention to his behavior with exaggerated reactions, but nothing seemed to work. After consulting with our HR representative, who was initially amused but quickly became overwhelmed by the thought of addressing this behavior, I realized a different tactic was necessary.
I aimed to give The Adjusters a taste of their own medicine. Our discussions often touched on how uncomfortable their behavior was, yet they maintained an air of professionalism otherwise. After my provocative presentation, I observed the Adjusters as they exited the meeting. I hoped for some acknowledgment of the parallel between my actions and their habitual adjustments. They merely nodded at me and engaged in a conversation in the hallway, where their habitual movements continued unabated.
Despite my efforts, it seemed that my message had not reached them. I pondered my next steps: perhaps a more overt demonstration would be effective, or maybe I should simply let it go. The possibility of a more theatrical approach, perhaps even incorporating movement that was more noticeable, crossed my mind. However, I also recognized that I had made a valiant attempt to address the issue.
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In summary, while my bold gesture at work aimed to highlight a recurring issue, it ultimately served as a reminder of the challenges in addressing inappropriate behavior in a professional setting.
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