Once upon a time, I was youthful. I adored beautiful things and longed for elegance. However, as the years have passed, the adage that you’re only as young as you feel has been put to the test. With my children now counting the lines on my forehead (“Mom, did you know you have—one, two, three, four, five—six lines on your forehead?”), feeling young can be quite the challenge. Somewhere along the journey, the allure of beauty transformed into a tedious endeavor, and elegance? Well, quite frankly, I’m too exhausted for that.
When nostalgia hits and I reminisce about my earlier, more glamorous days, I remind myself of how different my concept of elegance has become. Let’s embrace this reflection, as it’s a common pastime for weary parents. After all, it offers a delightful distraction from the counting of wrinkles. Here are ten distinctions between the elegance of the past and that of the present:
- Past Elegance: An hour spent getting ready to go out, wine in one hand and a hair straightener in the other. Present Elegance: A three-minute shower, hair swiftly tied back in a ponytail, and a semi-clean shirt thrown on.
- Past Elegance: A chic Prada clutch that held little more than a phone and a credit card. Present Elegance: A spontaneous purchase from Target (let’s be honest, isn’t everything from Target an impulse buy?) that can accommodate a wallet, three books, Lego pieces, a notebook, an expired gift card, markers, and even a butter knife—yet, mysteriously, I can never find a pen when needed.
- Past Elegance: Long, indulgent dinners with my partner followed by a night of dancing and fun, then sleeping off the hangover all Sunday. Present Elegance: Any dinner where the waitress doesn’t present crayons to the table and managing to sleep until 7 a.m. on a Sunday.
- Past Elegance: Brunches featuring mimosas and Bloody Marys, often with a beer chaser. Present Elegance: A Pumpkin Spice Latte with an espresso shot as a chaser.
- Past Elegance: Selecting a china pattern for a bridal registry at Macy’s. Present Elegance: Using plastic utensils and partitioned plates adorned with cartoon animals.
- Past Elegance: Designer jeans, sparkling tops, and high stiletto heels, affectionately dubbed “date night shoes” by a friend. Present Elegance: Yoga pants free of yogurt, coffee, or other unidentified stains.
- Past Elegance: Luxurious cosmetics like Chanel eye shadow and La Mer moisturizer, after spending hours in Sephora. Present Elegance: A tub of Nivea, basic drugstore mascara, and wrinkle cream I often forget to apply (hence the six deep lines on my forehead).
- Past Elegance: Regular appointments for manicures and pedicures. Present Elegance: A quick nail polish change while sitting on the toilet as my kids enjoy their bath.
- Past Elegance: Nine luxurious hours of sleep on high-thread-count sheets. Present Elegance: Five hours of sleep, often interrupted, and sometimes anywhere I can manage it.
- Past Elegance: Enjoying rich wine, decadent chocolate, captivating books, loud music, warm embraces, and lengthy conversations—because life is too short. Present Elegance: Still indulging in rich wine, decadent chocolate, captivating books, loud music, warm hugs, and lengthy discussions—because life remains too short.
While we may not be as young or vibrant as we once were, and while the energy for beauty has diminished, we can still embrace a sense of elegance today. And by “elegance,” I mean slipping into our favorite sweatpants, adding an extra scoop of sugar to our spiced latte, curling up under a cozy blanket, and allowing ourselves a much-needed nap. Did I mention I’m too exhausted for elegance?
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In summary, we may have transitioned from youthful exuberance to a more relaxed version of elegance, but we can still find joy in the little moments of life.
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