When your social media feed features celebrities like Lionel Richie and Jimmy Fallon crooning, “Hello, is it me you’re looking for?” it feels like a cosmic hint. Suddenly, you remember you were searching for something, and there it is—Restoration Hardware’s debut RH Teen catalog in a pile of mail.
To clarify, I wasn’t actively seeking this catalog. I am a product of the ‘80s, a time when teen decor was inspired by John Hughes films, friends’ spaces, and the lava lamp section at Spencer’s Gifts. My sole bedroom transformation consisted of a new rug, mirrored sliding closet doors, and walls festooned with posters from The Outsiders (Stay gold, Ponyboy. Stay gold).
In contrast, my fortunate children have an array of teenage decor options. My family typically gravitates toward Ikea and unique thrift store finds, but Restoration Hardware seems to believe there’s a niche for RH Teen in our home. So, I took a closer look. Here’s what I discovered about RH Teen products:
- RH Lets the Pieces Speak for Themselves: The “Perfect Somewhere” bedroom is simply labeled as “the one place where you write the rules.” But who exactly is “you”? It’s purportedly the teens, yet the price tag of $12,000 for that furniture set raises a valid question—where’s the “one place where you pay the bills”? A suggestion for RH Teen: consider adding an exit plan in that perfect desk drawer; teens with luxe bedrooms often find it hard to leave home.
- The Price Tag of Comfort: The Rylin Tufted White Velvet Chaise and Loveseat Lounge Set costs $3,419. One might wonder—do RH Teens refrain from snacking in their lounge areas? The teens I know enjoy lounging and munching. Perhaps this white velvet chaise is perfect if their diet consists solely of milk and yogurt-covered snacks from Whole Foods.
- Confusing Pricing on Art: The “All Good Things Are Wild And Free” quote art priced at $139 raises eyebrows. Shouldn’t good things be free? Is this art merely mediocre and thus deserving of a price tag? This sentiment seems at odds with the pricey “Perfect Somewhere” bedroom, which surely suggests that good things can be expensive—wild, but definitely not free.
- Is Perfect Boring?: The “perfect is boring” sign priced at $199 raises a paradox. Did you just call your “Perfect Somewhere” bedroom boring? This feels like a mixed message.
- Encouraging Wanting More: For those less inclined toward complex messages, the “I Want It All Pillow” at $49 might resonate. What better way to prepare our teens for life than with a pillow urging them to desire everything? Just let’s hope they don’t want the Orbit Faux Fur Chair at a staggering $1,799.
This leads to a crucial realization: RH Teen is missing some key elements. It’s understandable; after years of catering to affluent adults and their toddlers, teens may be their final frontier. As a parent of both a teen and a tween, here are my constructive suggestions for RH Teen:
First, if adults can receive that hefty 17-pound set of 13 Restoration Hardware sourcebooks, shouldn’t teens get at least two catalogs? Introducing the latest in the RH Teen collection: Trough and Hook.
Parents of teens know this unfortunate truth: when laundry is returned, many teens do nothing. Those elegant dressers in RH Teen? They’ll likely remain empty while clothes accumulate in a picturesque mess. Enter the trough—initially designed for animal feeding, these long, shallow containers could serve a dual purpose. Starting at $599, they provide a practical, whimsical storage option, perfect for teens who prefer convenience.
And for the teen who can’t be bothered with hangers? Enter the hooks. Imagine a weathered hook crafted from reclaimed metal, allowing clothes to be tossed in the general direction without the hassle of hanging them up properly. At $120 each, these hooks allow for more lounging time.
Here’s the hard truth: some parents will never be RH Teen’s target market. These are the parents who may create their own solutions from thrifted items. And don’t forget that saving for college is paramount.
To those adventurous parents, remember to stay gold. And when your teenager insists on an RH Teen bedroom, show them the “It Is What It Is” metallic gold foil art priced at $179, and together, take that catalog to the recycling bin with a smile, saying “Carpe Diem” (a mere $399 for a salvaged shadow box quote).
In conclusion, while the RH Teen catalog has its moments, it often misses the mark on practical and relatable teen decor.
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