As your nanny for several years, our relationship has developed into something quite special. Given the number of times this week I’ve seen you dashing to the laundry room in just your underwear, perhaps a bit too familiar. Nevertheless, despite assisting you with swaddling your newborns, celebrating your career achievements, or sharing stories about the tattooed bartender who recently became a father, there are several things I wish you understood but cannot directly express.
1. Hesitation Around Food
I often hesitate to eat your food, particularly items that are still sealed. Although you have encouraged me to help myself countless times, I can’t shake the feeling that you will notice if a bag of pretzels has gone from three-quarters full to half empty and will decide to let me go. While I’m aware that I’ve helped you find your car keys, pointed out mismatched shoes, and even chased after your vehicle while it rolled down the driveway with your coffee mug perched on the roof, I’m convinced that the amount of pretzels in your pantry is something you meticulously keep track of. Interestingly, this anxiety doesn’t arise when I’m indulging in your child’s gummy vitamins.
2. No Romantic Interest
I have zero romantic interest in your husband. I’m sure you adore him for valid reasons; he seems pleasant, is moderately attractive, and is a great dad. However, I’ve seen him put his dirty plates in the sink instead of the dishwasher, which is not a good look. Any flicker of attraction I may have felt vanished when I witnessed him struggle with a common cold. While I recognize the joy he brings to your family, if he takes out the trash one more time without replacing the bag, I might just lose it.
3. Admiration for You
I genuinely admire you. You are like the older sister I never had. You have an impressive job, shop from catalogs, and your home resembles a Crate and Barrel showroom. From my vantage point as a twentysomething lounging on a futon, you might as well be Angelina Jolie. I aspire to be like you, which is why I often spend a considerable portion of my paycheck on the same beauty products you use.
4. Reality of My Patience
I do not possess any magical abilities. My patience surpasses yours because I have the luxury of leaving. No matter how many tantrums, diaper incidents, or unexpected bodily fluids I encounter, I can manage it all with a smile knowing that I get to clock out at 5:30 p.m. After a particularly chaotic day filled with toddler meltdowns, I relish the chance to retreat to a hot, bubble-filled bath with a cup of tea and watch something other than PAW Patrol in peace. I’m certain if you had the opportunity to do this a few nights a week, you would handle those toddler tantrums with far more grace.
5. Desire for Appreciation
I crave a bit more appreciation from you. Yes, I am compensated for my work, and I understand that it’s a job like any other, but this role is uniquely challenging and rewarding. My sense of fulfillment comes not from a paycheck but from knowing I’m making a positive impact. While there aren’t promotions or awards to validate my contribution, your gratitude is the most meaningful recognition I could receive. Expressing thank you would mean more than you realize.
In summary, as your nanny, I have insights and feelings that often go unsaid. I wish you understood my hesitations regarding food, the lack of attraction toward your husband, my admiration for you, the reality of my patience, and the value of expressing gratitude.
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