As the back-to-school season approaches, parents face the familiar challenge of preparing their tweens with all the necessary school supplies. Beyond binders, pens, and notebooks, there is another essential task at hand: purchasing a new wardrobe for your child. So, gather those unused gift cards and prepare for a shopping spree that your tween insists is crucial as fall arrives.
This means you can expect to spend a significant amount of time—perhaps a lot of time—at your local shopping mall. Unlike the straightforward task of shopping alone for a new pair of leggings, this outing is a whole new ball game. You’re diving into a whirlwind of stores, searching for reasonably priced clothing that is both stylish and suitable for your child’s preferences.
Navigating the shopping mall with your tween can be sensory overload, as you may find yourself in brightly colored stores that feel chaotic or in upscale boutiques that can make you feel out of touch if you grew up with brands like J.C. Penney. More importantly, you’ll be dealing with a shopping partner who often prefers her earbuds to engaging in conversation with you.
Mini-Questionnaire for a Successful Shopping Experience
For every parent who could use a little guidance to make this shopping experience successful, here’s a mini-questionnaire to help set the right tone:
- Before heading out, you:
- a. Enthusiastically proclaim that shopping is fun, encouraging a positive attitude and bonding time.
- b. Remind your child that the focus is on clothes, not snacks or treats.
- c. Insist your tween clean up her room, only to realize she has everything she needs already.
- d. Remain silent.
Correct answer: d. As a parent of a tween, you understand that less is often more. (However, if you’re feeling bold, the correct answer is b.)
- Upon arriving at the store, you:
- a. Follow your tween closely, even if she tries to slip away.
- b. Find a nearby seat to check your social media while pretending to ignore her.
- c. Wait outside on a bench, only occasionally getting up for a snack.
- d. Start nervously biting your nails.
Correct answer: Trick question! None of the above. Your tween will likely act as if she’s shopping solo, and you, unfortunately, aren’t part of her world. (If the day has stressed you out, then c might be your reality.)
- When your tween wants to try on clothes, you:
- a. Jump into the dressing room with her as soon as she opens the door.
- b. Wait outside, trying to communicate through the door.
- c. Channel your inner parent by loudly instructing her on what to check for.
- d. Begin biting your nails again, hoping the non-discounted items don’t fit.
Correct answer: None of the above. Another trick question! Your tween prefers privacy and independence when trying on clothes.
- When your tween finds something she likes, you:
- a. Agree about how great it is, if you secretly want her to pass on it.
- b. Act disinterested to make her want it more.
- c. Critique the quality, prompting her to accuse you of ruining everything.
- d. Remain silent and simply hand over your credit card.
Correct answer: d. But do remind her of your budget constraints, suggesting she put back any items that exceed your limit. This strategy often leads to her reluctantly returning the trendy piece she was eyeing, all while muttering under her breath.
After your shopping trip, you may feel accomplished while your tween stews over the item she couldn’t get. Brace yourself for a quiet ride home, punctuated by glares at every stoplight. But don’t worry too much; it won’t be long before your tween requires new shoes. By then, you’ll be well-equipped to implement my final piece of advice: delegate the shopping duty to your partner.
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In summary, shopping with a tween is a unique adventure filled with challenges that require patience and understanding. By focusing on effective communication and setting clear boundaries, you can navigate this experience more smoothly.
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