For the past 12 years, I have been in constant company—between my children, pets, and an overactive imagination, solitude has been a rare luxury. But in just one week, that will all change.
As school begins, my children will step into a classroom setting. While this might seem routine for many parents, for me, it is nothing short of exhilarating. After eight years of exclusively homeschooling, this new venture feels groundbreaking.
To clarify, my children will attend a homeschooling co-op, which means they’ll only be in a classroom for a couple of days each week. The rest of the time, we will continue our homeschooling routine. They’ll be surrounded by peers who share similar experiences, such as completing assignments in superhero capes (which is not an uncommon occurrence).
While I am thrilled for my kids to embark on this new experience, I must admit I am equally excited for myself. The prospect of having hours—HOURS—of uninterrupted time is like rediscovering a long-forgotten treasure. What will I do with this newfound freedom?
Having planned meals for my children, I decided it was time to curate a menu just for me:
- Dining Out
Imagine enjoying a leisurely lunch at a diner—without being handed a coloring sheet. I can savor a meal in peace and scroll through my phone without needing to share it with little hands. No kids’ menu necessary.
- Cooking at Home
Alternatively, I could indulge in homemade delights! Picture baked garlic brussels sprouts paired with spiced sauerkraut, gluten-free pumpernickel, and thin slices of roast beef with provolone. Truly, the sandwich is a culinary masterpiece.
- Solo Picnic
What if I took a book to the park and actually read it? Like, actually absorbed the words. The thought brings me immense joy.
- A Trip to the Pub
How about heading to a pub to catch a random soccer match while nibbling on lettuce-wrapped lamb burgers and crispy steak fries? A side of Sam Adams would be the cherry on top.
- Lunch in Bed
Perhaps I could finally watch an entire episode of my favorite show, Dexter, accompanied by my own bag of Doritos and a refreshing Stewart’s Orange Creme soda.
These upcoming solitary lunches promise to be a delightful experience.
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In summary, as school resumes, I look forward to relishing my moment of solitude with some delicious meals that reflect my personal taste. These moments will not only benefit me but will also enrich my overall well-being.
Keyphrase: Solo Lunch Ideas for Parents
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