It is my firm belief that everyone should experience working in the restaurant industry at least once in their lifetime. This experience provides invaluable insight into both the best and worst aspects of humanity, as well as equips individuals to handle the demands of difficult customers—an excellent preparation for the challenges of parenthood.
Having spent time in various food service roles, I can confidently say that the rudest and most challenging customers I’ve encountered pale in comparison to my toddler.
The Food Rejection Phenomenon
When my son is served a meal he deems unsatisfactory, he doesn’t simply request a replacement like a polite diner. Instead, he flings his plate across the table, exclaiming, “I don’t want that!”
Rudeness Towards Staff
Throughout my years as a waitress, I encountered many ungracious patrons, but none resorted to throwing food at me. My toddler, however, has taken projectile food-throwing to an art form, frequently launching fruits and vegetables in my direction without a hint of guilt.
Temperature Troubles
Serving food to a toddler is akin to navigating a minefield of temperature preferences. Foods are either too hot or too cold, and if a piece of fish requires a mere 30 seconds of cooling, my child will have completely lost interest and will adamantly refuse to try it once it reaches the appropriate temperature. Present him with a glass of cold milk, and he’ll demand “warm milky” instead. The stakes are high: fail to meet his temperature specifications, and mealtime swiftly turns into a tantrum.
Ketchup Connoisseurs
In the restaurant world, some customers add salt before even tasting their food, much to the dismay of the server. Similarly, my toddler insists on having ketchup with every meal, regardless of whether it complements the dish. He is convinced that oatmeal with ketchup is a culinary masterpiece, and who am I to argue?
The “Home-Cooked” Dilemma
If I prepare a meal, my toddler suddenly finds it unappealing. While restaurant patrons might turn their noses up at a dish they prefer from another establishment, most will at least try it. My son, however, won’t even entertain tasting a meal I’ve prepared. Yet, if we dine out and he sees the same dish on the menu, he will devour it without hesitation. I like to think my cooking isn’t that bad, yet it seems to be met with disdain until it comes from a restaurant.
The Lack of Gratitude
After all the effort I put into meals, a small token of appreciation would be nice—a few coins from his piggy bank, a simple “thank you,” or even a kiss would suffice. Instead, I’m met with silence. I’m beginning to contemplate adding an 18% gratuity to my dinner bill to address this blatant disregard for my service.
To all those in the food service industry, take heart: the challenges you face will undoubtedly prepare you for the trials of parenthood. For those considering becoming parents, you might find some helpful resources here. Additionally, if you’re looking for information on home insemination, check out this other blog post: here.
In summary, navigating the whims of a toddler can often feel like managing a restaurant full of difficult patrons. Their unpredictable demands and unique preferences can challenge even the most patient parent. However, just like the restaurant industry, these experiences also offer a rewarding glimpse into the complexities of nurturing young minds.
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