- “Are all of these children yours?”
Yes, indeed! These 6 are my fabulous offspring. The others? I’m unsure who they are! - “Are they from the same partner?”
Absolutely! He’s quite the catch. I even have a picture of him showing off his backside—interested in a peek? - “Don’t you understand how this happens?”
I do! My husband and I are both fully aware of the basics of human reproduction. It’s a bit odd you’d question my understanding of that. - “Are you practicing a particular religion?”
We are, and we’re pretty good at it, especially the part about having a large family! By the way, is swearing frowned upon in our faith? We may need to work on that. - “Haven’t you considered contraception?”
I have, and honestly, I wish your parents had considered it too… or at least taught you some basic etiquette. - “Are you always feeling, um, amorous?”
Right now? Not particularly. This conversation is not exactly romantic. - “How do you intend to fund their college education?”
We’re thinking of selling a kidney from each child who wishes to go—two if they’re aiming for an Ivy League. Interested in purchasing? - “Do you have a child you prefer?”
Of course! It’s whoever is acting the least annoying at any given moment! - “Are you planning to have more children?”
More children? No, but there’s definitely more intimacy with my husband! Would you like to see that picture again? - “Do you drive a bus?”
No, I don’t. But if I did, I might drive it straight into your attitude! Just kidding—no buses here. We do have lots of friends over, which sometimes feels like we should have one, but for now, we just tie the extra kids to the roof of our Suburban like a Christmas tree. They’re safe!
Bonus Question:
“Is your house always chaotic?”
Absolutely! But to be fair, it was pretty messy before the kids showed up too, mostly due to my hangovers. Now, it’s just the result of living with six energetic little ones. The concept of “clean” is subjective, after all. Their clothes are clean—just don’t mind the state of our walls!
We’re not a spectacle; we are a large family filled with kind, curious, and joyful children who contribute to making our world a delightful place. We appreciate your interest, but please, let’s keep the inquiries respectful.
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In summary, while a large family may attract a lot of questions, it’s essential to approach these conversations with kindness and understanding.
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