As a mother, I’ve found myself developing behaviors that my pre-baby self would have considered quite odd. Despite experimenting with various therapeutic methods — including self-hypnosis, journaling, and the occasional indulgence in chocolate (attempting to substitute one habit for another) — I find it hard to shake off my peculiar maternal tendencies. Here are 31 strange habits that resonate with many moms:
- Discussing my child’s bodily fluids with anyone within earshot, including the friendly teen at the grocery store who innocently asks about my day.
- Speaking in exaggerated cartoon voices long after it has stopped being “developmentally beneficial” for my little one.
- Making silly faces and noises to elicit a smile from my child during photo sessions.
- Buying vibrant plastic toys that are on sale, regardless of whether we need them.
- Frequenting the Dollar Store (see point #4).
- T.M.S.S. (Too Much Stuff Schlepping): “I need diapers, wipes, and a changing mat for our outing. A couple of spare outfits wouldn’t hurt. And, to keep him entertained, I should grab some books and toys, plus the tablet for emergencies. Is it charged? Don’t forget the charger! Snacks? Definitely snacks, and water. I’ll also need extra hair ties because messy hair and a dirty diaper are a disaster waiting to happen. I might as well bring the kitchen sink.”
- Watching certain reality shows that make me feel more competent as a parent.
- Enjoying a glass of wine, whether alone or paired with a Bravo binge.
- Consuming copious amounts of coffee — with an extra splash, of course.
- Sneaking in a whiff of my child’s head when he’s not paying attention — it’s a bit creepy but oh-so-sweet.
- Searching for hidden innuendos in Disney films, whether or not the kids are watching.
- Embracing online shopping because who has time for a store run with kids in tow? Thank goodness for Amazon Prime.
- Engaging in tie-dye and other crafty projects that delight the kids for a fleeting moment but leave me deeply entrenched in a mess.
- Reading mom blogs for both advice and entertainment.
- Delving into the negative comments on those blogs and bonding with other moms over the absurdities of parenting.
- Extracting juicy details from my single friends’ dating escapades while secretly relieved I’m no longer in that world — who needs the drama?
- Reiterating conversations about bodily fluids… it really does deserve a second mention.
- Getting lost in Pinterest for hours, accumulating ideas I may never use.
- Internally measuring my parenting against others, whether it positively or negatively affects my mood.
- Wiping something off my child’s face and accidentally tasting it before processing the implications. “That was definitely not chocolate.”
- Making frequent visits to Target.
- Planning birthday parties that start simply but snowball into extravagant events complete with bounce houses and bubble guns. “Seriously, who brought the bubble guns?”
- Overindulging in sleep (just kidding, that’s a luxury!).
- Sharing my birth story with any unsuspecting pregnant women who cross my path.
- Swaying back and forth in a rhythm reminiscent of putting a baby to sleep, even when no one is watching.
- Consulting WebMD for any ailment, real or imagined.
- Using my saliva to wipe something off my child’s face, even when baby wipes are conveniently nearby. (Refer back to #20.)
- Sneaking dessert into the bathroom so I can indulge without sharing.
- Adding playful “-ie” endings to most words: “Does baby want some egg-ies?” “Can mommy get a hug-ie?” “Ugh-ie.”
- Constantly preparing macaroni and cheese, quesadillas, and grilled cheese. My body will never forgive me for introducing my child to the delight of cheese on carbs.
Despite these quirks, what truly balances them out is my unwavering addiction to witnessing my child’s joy, sharing laughter, and comforting him through life’s little heartbreaks.
31. Ending reflections with heartfelt sentiments about the journey of motherhood.
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In summary, motherhood is a whirlwind of strange habits and heartfelt moments, filled with love and laughter, even amid the chaos.
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