It’s not just about vanity that prompts me to occasionally bend the truth about my age. (Okay, perhaps there’s a hint of vanity involved!) Mostly, I choose not to disclose my actual age to my children because I recall a moment when a little girl, around three years old, boldly announced that her mother was 47 years old during my daughter’s dance class. The mother responded with that familiar, frozen smile we all wear when our kids embarrass us. From that moment, I resolved to keep my age a secret from my kids to avoid any future awkward revelations in public spaces. However, as their math skills improve, this tactic may not hold up for long.
Nevertheless, entering my forties certainly comes with its benefits:
- Nostalgic Recognition: You can easily identify vintage items shared on social media. You’re expected to “like” these posts if you recognize what they are, but let’s be honest—what’s the point? It often just serves to remind those who do recognize them of their age.
- Graciousness Practice: You become adept at accepting backhanded compliments, like “You look fabulous for someone in their forties.” A tip for those giving compliments: if it needs a qualifier, it’s not really a compliment.
- Gaming Evolution: You remember a time when video game controllers had just one orange button and a stick, known as joysticks. Today’s controllers are overwhelming with their plethora of buttons and functions.
- Oldies Radio: Hearing songs like “Every Breath You Take” by The Police on the oldies station is a clear indicator of your age. It’s amusing to realize that I’ve actually listened to a radio station in the past few years.
- Stylish Swimwear Alternatives: While I love swimming, wearing a bathing suit in public can be daunting, especially around the young and carefree. Instead, I opt for cute cover-ups that allow me to feel confident while enjoying the poolside.
- Faxing Skills: Knowing how to send a fax is becoming a rare skill. I often wonder how many under-20s would even recognize a fax machine sound.
- Mixtape Memories: Crafting a mixtape on a boom box was a rite of passage, unlike today’s playlists. There’s a distinct technique to ensure the recording is seamless, something younger generations may not appreciate.
- Winter Sports: Skiing still brings joy, whether it’s mastering the snowplow or attempting to parallel ski. Snowboarders might be a bit confused by this.
- Definition of Thongs: In my day, thongs referred to footwear, not a fashion faux pas in undergarments. The shift in meaning can lead to some very awkward conversations!
- Wrinkles of Wisdom: Botox was once considered a poison. While I notice my “angry 11s” in the mirror, I proudly embrace my wrinkles as badges of experience.
- Tipping Etiquette: You’ve developed an eye for service, knowing when a waiter deserves a generous tip. Even when carded for sake, it’s essential to show appreciation for good service.
Being in my 40s certainly has its advantages, and while I wouldn’t trade my experiences for youth, I might consider enlisting a twentysomething as my body double for the next social gathering. For those interested in exploring fertility options, consider checking out the at-home insemination kit as a resource, or look into intrauterine insemination for more professional guidance.
In conclusion, navigating life in your 40s offers a unique blend of wisdom and experience, reminding us that every day above ground is indeed a good day.
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