As a frequent visitor to Abercrombie & Fitch, I often encounter the same well-groomed sales associates in their signature plaid shirts. Their typical greeting might resonate well with a younger crowd, but for someone like me—a yoga-pants-wearing mom in my forties—it often feels a bit out of place. My teenage kids certainly agree. To mitigate the awkwardness, I sometimes resort to a simple, “Um… not much.” However, there are numerous alternative responses that I would prefer to use. Below are a few suggestions:
- Well, I’m experiencing a frontal wedgie, rushing to Zumba, and need to book a mammogram. What’s new with you?
- Since increasing my fiber intake, life has become quite eventful.
- Could you guide me to your plus-size section, please?
- I’d like a gin and tonic with extra lime, thanks!
- Are you feeling as down as I am about Zayn leaving One Direction?
- Late on the electric bill again, huh?
- LOL! TTYL!
- Can you crank up the music? I’m not feeling the bass in my left kidney.
- Why are you hovering over me?
- Any suggestions for where I can find some potent, inexpensive cologne?
- …and where would I find your mom jeans?
- Aren’t you going to ask for my ID?
- Does this hoodie come in adult sizes, or is everything capped at size 5T?
- I’d love to shop but I left my guide dog at home.
- Looks like you have some funky swag here, for sure!
- Did you watch Downton Abbey last night? Things are getting wild!
- Want me to help you organize those shirts? That stack looks messy.
- I’m sorry, but I’m already married.
- ACTIVIAAAAAA!
- What do you think: Toyota Sienna or Honda Odyssey?
- “If I could turn back time… If I could find a way!”
- 1996 called, requesting its flannel shirt back… oh well.
- Hold on, I’m searching for my Groupon; it’s around here somewhere.
- I think I dated your father in high school… or perhaps we just had a wild night; I can’t recall.
- Do you mean, “What’s up?” Because, “That’s what she said!”
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In summary, while shopping experiences at Abercrombie & Fitch can sometimes lead to awkward moments, having a few witty responses ready can lighten the mood. And for those exploring the world of home insemination, there are plenty of resources available to guide you along your path.
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