It’s a common refrain among new parents: “Sleep when the baby sleeps.” The implication is simple: take advantage of those rare moments of quiet. While it sounds ideal, the reality can be quite different. If by some chance my little one does manage to catch some Z’s, I find it challenging to switch off after weeks of caffeinated chaos. Additionally, I can’t simply overlook the looming chores and the ever-growing list of tasks that demand my attention. So, what do I actually find myself doing during these precious nap times?
- I find myself lying on the floor, staring at the ceiling, embracing the serene silence that envelops me.
- I contemplate taking a shower, but then recall when I last did. The overwhelming amount of pet hair on the floor diverts my attention, leading me back to the comfort of stillness.
- I hurriedly use my phone to settle bills, check social media, browse news apps, and respond to messages, all in a desperate attempt to reconnect with the outside world.
- I weigh the options of preparing dinner, tidying up, or retrieving the mail but ultimately choose to just rearrange the laundry that’s been languishing in the dryer and absentmindedly pick at my nail polish.
- I spend several minutes gazing lovingly at my baby, captivated by her peaceful breathing patterns. I often feel emotional over the miracle of her existence. A moment of panic strikes when she stirs, only to find out she was simply shifting in her sleep.
- I grapple with feelings of guilt for not doing anything productive while lying on the floor. I mentally push those feelings aside (actual sweeping is out of the question) and attempt to stretch my back while remaining on the floor.
- I wander into the kitchen, only to sigh deeply when I realize that a chocolate cake hasn’t materialized since my last visit. I briefly consider a snack, but the string cheese is unappealing, so I close the fridge and return to the nursery to admire my sleeping baby once more.
- I call my partner to boast about the baby’s nap, hoping to convey that I’m not just lounging around.
- I think about practicing some yoga. I manage to attempt a couple of poses, feeling a surge of confidence and vitality, albeit briefly.
- I scroll through the thousands of baby photos on my phone, vowing to be a more engaged and productive parent tomorrow than I am today.
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In summary, when the baby sleeps, I find myself oscillating between moments of stillness, guilty thoughts, and attempts to engage with my surroundings. While I may desire to accomplish more, these fleeting moments often lead to reflection and appreciation of my new role as a parent.
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