Dear Hospital Team,
As we prepare for the arrival of our first child, we want to ensure that our birthing experience aligns with our preferences. Below is a detailed outline of our wishes:
- Should either my partner, Alex, or I become emotional or overwhelmed at the thought of caring for a newborn—especially considering our struggles with remembering household tasks—please allow us a moment of privacy to regain our composure.
- If Alex attempts to sneak in a candy bar during the labor process due to stress-induced cravings, kindly intervene and provide him with a refreshing glass of ice chips instead.
- In the event Alex tries to offer me a sugary soda to help quench my thirst, please ignore it. We both recognize that ice chips are the best option during labor.
- When I decline pain relief by saying, “I watched the Business of Being Born, and I’m confident I can manage,” please understand that this is code for, “I actually want all the pain relief you have available immediately.”
- If we arrive at our designated birthing suite and the television is non-functional, please prepare for a potentially challenging experience, as we may need distractions to cope with the situation.
- If a nurse with a tough-love approach arrives, please redirect us to a more compassionate nurse who is supportive and understanding. A gentle demeanor goes a long way in this setting.
- Should anyone offer me a mirror during crowning, I may enthusiastically accept it and then react impulsively. Please ensure that I am not given any sharp objects for safety.
- We request that our baby be placed on my chest immediately after delivery for skin-to-skin contact. This moment is important for us, and we also intend to share a humorous photo with family members.
- After the birth, we would like our baby to remain in the room with us for all necessary care. This is not just for bonding; we also want to avoid any unnecessary fears inspired by movies we’ve watched.
- Lastly, while we welcome the lactation consultant, please inform her that we plan to introduce a pacifier soon after birth, as we prefer to avoid any confusion about feeding.
Thank you for respecting our wishes as we embark on this incredible journey into parenthood!
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In conclusion, we appreciate your understanding and support as we prepare for this life-changing event.
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