Dear Young Woman Who Judged My Minivan:
I noticed the disapproving glance you threw my way at the traffic light. Your expression seemed to say, “I would never be caught driving a minivan,” as you turned to your friend in that compact car, likely a Mazda. Your friend probably nodded in agreement, exclaiming, “Totally lame!”
I understand your perspective. You’re youthful and effortlessly beautiful, your body unencumbered by the trials of motherhood. You have the world at your fingertips, and anyone over the age of twenty-five seems utterly out of touch. You drive your petite vehicle, which is perfect for your backpack and the occasional late-night Taco Bell run with friends.
However, what you may forget is that I wasn’t always a frazzled mom of four, maneuvering a minivan filled with the remnants of snacks and toys. Not long ago, I too was young, vibrant, and perhaps a bit self-assured. I remember the days of driving a sleek coupe, blissfully unaware of the chaos that would come with parenthood.
In truth, I was once just like you, and in a decade or so, you may find yourself in my shoes. Your metabolism will likely shift, and you’ll begin to appreciate the wisdom of your parents. When you’re juggling a baby seat, diaper bag, and groceries while trying to keep a toddler contained, you’ll find that sliding doors on a minivan are a game-changer. Trust me, when a child carelessly opens their door into a luxury vehicle, you’ll wish you had a minivan too.
I won’t lie; receiving disdain from a younger person stings a bit. It’s a reminder that my Friday nights now consist of shopping for birthday gifts (always with recycled wrapping, of course) or enjoying a glass of wine without being carded, only to find myself dozing off before 9:30 PM.
But remember, as you enjoy your youthful freedom, karma has a way of catching up with us. Stretch marks, gray hairs, and a closet full of ill-fitting clothes may greet you sooner than you think. And karma? I’m pretty sure she drives a minivan.
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In summary, life is a series of transformations, and what seems trivial today may be essential tomorrow. Embrace the journey, whether it involves a minivan or not.
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